mighty porn stache wrote:
Years ago, right out of college, I worked at a YMCA in the gym. There were a bunch of old men that came to the place in the middle of the day. So, I had to drop a deuce, go walking into the men's locker room, and saw one of the funnest things ever. There was this little old guy, probably 5'5", but stocky, standing at the mirrors stark naked using one of the hair dryers. Only...here's the thing. He had not hair on his head. No. He had one foot up on the bench and was drying his balls! There was a brief moment of awkwardness, followed by him giving me the "what's up" nod.
Maybe he wanted to save electricity and have you blow lightly on his balls?