As a person who's lived in 11 different parts of the country, I can say one thing for sure: Texas has hotter women than any other part of the country. Say what you want. Say it isn't true. Say it's complete bullshit. Whatever. Texas has fine women.
Also, I wouldn't say Texas is completely flat and windswept. Perhaps you should visit the beautiful Davis Mountains in the southwestern part of the state. Or maybe you'd like to visit the Palo Duro Canyon near Lubbock (the Texas Grand Canyon).
For all you haters: It's apparent that Texans have something you do not. Just because they have pride in their state, you're annoyed? You can deny it all you want, but I'm going to say that you've got a wee bit of jealousy, whether you'll admit it or not. Texans take pride in their unique culture, and the pride is PART of that culture, so... What about your state? Are you proud of it? Most likely, you don't really care. Why are people so proud to be from Ohio? Wait. They're not. Case and point.