LetsRun.com Summer Camp!

Dammit! I knew this was going to happen as soon as somebody starting bringing up Ms. M and her cohorts a few pages ago! And look what this has turned into! I say we ban them from camp.

O.K., whatever you say...Truth is, it doesn't matter who you are. LR is just a forum.

Blowing Rock Master wrote:

I think someone on this thread needs to have their own cabin at camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnpbe2tH8HQ

Thanks for the suggestion Blowhard. Mrs. M.'s cabin should definitely be a safe distance from the rest of us. Mine will be the cabin surrounded by local deputies for my protection.

Hey? Guess what? Shut up! Because you wouldn't be invited.

Amen! Can you stick to that philosophy? It's a shame you had to pick a fight with a stranger, thinking you knew who I am, because we agreed on a few topics, i.e. gun control and the philandering Frank D.

(BRM, that was funny, babe!)

tRg and I will be the party cabin, though. I hope she doesn't mind BRM being in the bottom bunk with me:)

Mrs. Masterbooner wrote:

It's a shame you had to pick a fight with a stranger, thinking you knew who I am, because we agreed on a few topics, i.e. gun control and the philandering Frank D.

Umm?? You came after me on the 8-year-olds with Guns thread. Better go back and read what you wrote-BEWARE!! I think you're trying to re-write LR history.

While you're at it, re-read Frank D.'s thread. We are far from in agreement on Frank's choices for recreational activities.

And once again, I don't care who you are, it's who you represent that matters.

We were having a delightful repartee with nsmb on that thread. Why did you assume I was Beware!? FYI, I wasn't....

Never assume....you know the rest of that saying, right?

Mrs. Masterbooner wrote:

We were having a delightful repartee with nsmb on that thread. Why did you assume I was Beware!? FYI, I wasn't....

Never assume....you know the rest of that saying, right?

As I've said, I don't care who you are, but you appear invested in tangling with me, stalking me via Google, etc., so if you're so hell-bent on proving you are not her, why don't you let me know who you are. It might save you from some trouble down the road. Clearly you know who I am...

I think you should go back and read what you wrote.

Smitten wrote:

As I've said, I don't care who you are, ... why don't you let me know who you are.

Talk out of both sides of your mouth much?

It might save you from some trouble down the road.

Is this a threat? If so, why on earth would I ever tell you who I am?

Because I'll find out anyway. No one is really anonymous here. Didn't you read the user conditions? You my friend, are in some deep poo.

Care to engage in some damage control?

.... and she's bringing her cutlery (along with her mommy issues).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbH0wp_2vPQ

This is the mile PR thread all over again.

How can Smitten and Masterbooner and whoever they are turn an awesome thread into a crappy one that fast?

Smitten: nsmb, a word of caution...if you care about your Indy Girl, you're wise to protect her identity. Mrs. M. has a penchant for passive aggressive moves, and is in actuality just a train ride from Brooklyn. In addition, one of her thuggish cohorts, no doubt lurking on this forum as we speak, is quite possbily your next door neighbor. Keep your eyes peeled for a dirty dishwater blonde male with thin, stringy long hair and a large earing that screams 'douchebag in mid-life crisis', and keep your GF's identity under wraps. Just some friendly advice.

Oh my! Thanks for the timely heads-up! You're very thoughtful, Smitten. xo

I think most of the midlife crisis dutchbagges are actually in Manhattan; but I'm posting from there at this very moment and will now be on high alert. For both dirty blonde dudes and for dames singing Cole Porter with Carolina accents.

Now that you mention it, there *are* a mindboggingly high number of cars with NC plates in Brooklyn. It's like our sister state. You know, Michael Jordan made sort of the reverse commute: Brooklyn born, NC raised. While out running the streets I shall give these cars a wide berth henceforth.

nsmb (non-smoking master booner?): No Carolina accent - born in DC, lived in MD til 4 years ago. But I can whip out a mean Balmer accent if you prefer! Probably best to steer clear of the NC-plated cars - the native Carolinians are a bit slow and tend not to use their signals.

[quote]Smitten: You my friend, are in some deep poo./quote]

Why, Walter Smitty? For not being who your twisted mind thought I was?

Oh there you go, Mrs. M, trying to obscure your identity once again. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, you know.

Looks like some posts were deleted while I was out for a run. Wouldn't want nsmb to miss out. Here's one of them again;

Smitten RE: LetsRun.com Summer Camp! 2/23/2009 10:53AM - in reply to Mrs. Masterbooner.

Mrs. Masterbooner wrote:

Why, Walter Smitty? For not being who your twisted mind thought I was?

No, for the unfounded slander you've associated with my name. You still haven't answered why you're stalking me. What's in it for you?

And for the record, I actually thought you were the original BRM, but since all of your names are unregistered, I suppose you could be anyone and everyone. I didn't assume anything, you just provided me with a convenient forum to prove my point.

Smitten wrote:

And related to sprinting, you may want to consult with your husband on the distance I was scheduled to race in my first year of college. I’ll give you a hint; it was less than 800m…a sprint. I came into distance running on the track later on. So, if you’ve got more leg speed than a D1 sprinter, you’ve bitten off more than you can suck on this one.

Regarding my Google page, ...I’ve been careful about how I register my name in races and elsewhere.

So you've still got the sprinter leg speed from, what, 20 years ago? That's spectacular. And were you using registered aliases for those 800m races, too? Why are you so obsessed with your "glory days" 20 years ago in college? Move on!