Running a tempo run in a very pricey suburban area, I hear someone honk behind me and although it sounds like an angry honk, I instinctively waved. A 60+ year old guy in a big 4 door Mercedes pulls up next to me and screams "You're running on the wrong side of the street you stupid son of a bitch!! You dumb f*#k!! (I was running with traffic at the time on a street with no sidewalk and very little traffic).
I tell him to FO. He goes crazy, screaming obscenities, then tries to hit me with his car several times.
I yelled some choice words back and him, then he says "Do you want to fight me?!. I just said "No". He said "Yeah, that's what I thought!! Keep in mind that this guy is 60+ and pretty overweight, driving a $80k car.
As he drove off, I said "I've got your license plate number and I'm calling the cops".
He stops, screams every obscenity in the book at me, tries to hit me again, says he's going to call the cops on me, then takes off.
True story - definitely freaked me out a bit (he was so pissed I thought he might come back with a gun or something). Unfortunately my eyes aren't that great and I didn't actually get his license plate...