My wife
My wife
1. A rooster, kept it for a few wks
2. Two turtles on consecutive days, kept them
3. Two blackberry phones within one summer. Returned one to the owner, second one didnt work, but the memory card had like 3 hrs of the owners gf sucking him off. She had fake tits, was kinda awesome
4. Box of porn magazines
I once found 400 bitcoin just lying strewn by the wayside with their bits all bared.
Running in college with the team near a hospital, an ambulance went by fast with lights and sirens, as it turned the corner, the back door flew open, an insulated box fell out and the door swung back closed as it finished the turn. We grabbed the box out of the traffic lane and carried it to the sidewalk. It was partly open so one of the guys popped the lid to see what was inside. It was a human toe, in a clear plastic bag on ice!
Found lots of tools including a really nice carpenters square (came back to get that one), twenties, tens fives and ones. I also found a Luci Solar Led light. That's in my camping gear and Ive used it for years.
$86 in a cemetery
Never listen to fools. It's not yours. You return it to the owner. It's the only choice. Even if offered a reward you refuse. You don't want to fvkup your mojo.
Between my sophomore and junior years in college, found an attractive 38 year old divorcee at a local running club track workout. She was looking for a boy toy and I enjoyed the greatest summer of my life.
Three 20 dollar bills on the grassy strip between sidewalk and street.
Cell phones unlocked on three occasions(that I returned), random clothing items and a wallet with ID.