I'll go first, even tho this one is already old:
Inquiring minds want to know whether "Kristen" Spitzer swallows.
I'll go first, even tho this one is already old:
Inquiring minds want to know whether "Kristen" Spitzer swallows.
How can you tell Elliot Spitzer is a Democrat?
The prostitute was a woman.
I liked Letterman's one from last night, along the lines of:
What will Spitzer do for a living now ?
He'll be a lawyer.... he likes to charge by the hour and screw people.
Hilary Clinton is now the SECOND angriest woman in the state of NY.
Do you think it’s too soon to be hitting on Mrs. Spitzer?
Did you happen to see the press conference? Very dramatic. Eliot Spitzer was there. He had yellow crime scene tape draped around his pants.
The thinking now is that the governor may step down now to spend less time with his family.
They found the source of all global warming in America: Eliot Spitzer’s pants…
And Letterman’s top 10:
10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring!
9. Hookers is fun!
8. Just trying to help the economy.
7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. It’s part of my new MTV prank show, “Spitz’d.”
5. Haven’t been myself since Roy Schnieder died.
4. Um, tainted beef??
3. Whether it’s a hooker or your wife, you’re always paying for it, and you married guys know what I’m talking about.
2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.
1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this YEARS ago
now now... Vitter also used a woman, of course he also wore a diaper but hey... consenting mammals right!
whahuh wrote:
How can you tell Elliot Spitzer is a Democrat?
The prostitute was a woman.
Eliot went to the prostitute because his wife is a Spitzer not a swallower.
(Not original to me)
He could have started a prostitution ring with his butt buddy like Barney Frank did. That would assure him re-election.
whahuh wrote:
How can you tell Elliot Spitzer is a Democrat?
The prostitute was a woman.
Hey! Don't forget about me!!
McGreevey: Gay American
Spitzer: American Gigolo
whahuh wrote:
How can you tell Elliot Spitzer is a Democrat?
The prostitute was a woman.
If you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you in Chappaquiddick.
Are you saying Tiffany Amber Angel Destiny is a trannie?
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Did you know that the highest paid government position in the country is? Working under New York governor Eliot Spitzer. It pays like $5000 and hour.
this is what happens when lawyers, of opposite sexes, marry.come to think of it guys , never marry a female lawyer.
He left his stain on NY politics.
It's been reported that Spitzer is holed up at his 5th avenue apartment planning his next move.
Ha!
Playbill announced today:
Ashley Alexandra Dupre will play the part of Kristen in this weeks political drama.
T-shirt idead (not mine)
Client #9
"I was screwed"