I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to quit her cross-country/track team but need help thinking of reasons.
I'm only half serious about this, and the funnier the better
I'm trying to convince a friend of mine to quit her cross-country/track team but need help thinking of reasons.
I'm only half serious about this, and the funnier the better
You will be called a troll, just as a warning.
The only reasons to quit are
A. to train harder away from the team.
or
B. because she is too weak to handle it.
Doesn't sound like either, but jokingly, just say it causes cancer, as most things do...
Blaze
Tell her that fat girls are hot.
This just in from the home office in Wejo's basement: The Top 10 Reasons to quit the womens cross country team
#10 - Couldn't remember why I joined in the first place
#9 - No morning runs = more Late Night TV
#8 - Tired of wedgies from the bun huggers
#7 - Ran out of nail polish to hide blackened toe nails
#6 - Coach makes googly eyes at me when I stretch
#5 - Lost my livestrong wrist band
#4 - I'll never be as good as Deana Kastor
#3 - Too many lesbians in the locker room
#2 - Boyfriend likes them chunky
#1 - More time and energy for SEX
Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
-Wastes entire Saturday's on a ten minute track race
-Could run on free time without all the bother of coaches, races, workouts, uniforms, ect.
-Can eat whatever you want, fries, soda, the whole nine yards
-Go through less deodorant, although still use it please
-Could use the time for a job instead and make money!!!
-Oh yeah, you could have your life back if you quit! A personal favorite.
chronic injuries, especially the more they try to train and run. Some bodies, strides, etc are just not made for running.
It is a lot easier to find clothing for bigger girls than it is for skinny runner girls. My wife faces this problem a lot.