want girl stories huh? well i'm late twenties now, pretty cute, good local runner, drink very very rarely and all-around respectable bring home to mama kind of gal but... in my early twenties when I wasn't running I was a freaken hoebag :)
1. pounded back some shots with my girlfriends, my guy friend drove us to the local nudie bar and did full strip amatuer night, about 5 times. including wet t-shirt night.
2. sitting on my f*** buddies' couch at a big house party chatting up some guy friend and I watch my f*** buddies' girlfriend walk by topless to the hot tub, so I get in the hot tub too, we end up naked dancing in the middle of the party. Later I get angry that he wants to sleep with her instead of me and punch his window, breaking it with my fist and get in a tussle with him on his lawn. f***er:)
3. me and my drunk ass girlfriend leave the local bar and she sees some twit ride by her on a bike yelling names at her, she races after the girl on the bike, tackles her, and beats the shit out of that girl, but a cop was watching and hauls her off to jail. so I have a guy friend drive me down to pick her up. make out with the dude, get fingered in the parking lot of the police station.
4. used to run home from the bars, about a mile or two full out with shoes in hand.
5. dance on any table, speaker, cage in a drunken heatbeat :)
6. went wood theiven one night with my guy buddies and make a stipper stage complete with pole in their living room
7. bored with my girlfriend one night at my guy friends stipper stage, we told them if you bring us booze we'll give you a show. I remember us having a naked lez-fest on the floor of the stage with some guy friends watching.
8. umm a couple threesome, two girls on one guy variety.
9. naked streaking, lots of tit flashing, river inner-tube floats with more nudity. handled lots of tits back then:)
10. made out with girlfriend at bars to be attention whores, got the whole bar gaping at us.
11. guy went down on me outside the bar in the alley.
12. woke up in the door jam of our front door thinking f***!!! my bedroom is freakin bright, stole a yard pink flamingo, and had bloody skinned knees from tripping when drunk.
and so much more, it was a northern cali college town and I can't believe how out of control we were. Now don't you be bitchy hypocrits, lol I bet your wives have some stories from when they were younger :)