Mine was waking up in the back seat of someones car. I had no idea where I was at first. Apparently I had opened the unlocked door of a random car that I had wandered to. And decided to pass out in there. The funny thing was I took my shoes off and left them outside the car.
I'm just glad I woke up before the owner found me there.
Pissed the bed of a girl that I had just started dating.
She was in it at the time.
I'm guessing from your username you might have done some other things while drunk.
there's been a lot of 'em, but i have to say the worst one was driving.
Yeah... I'm humiliated by times I got in a car after drinking. Thank god I never hit anyone or got pulled over, but it certainly wasn't because I was driving well.
I drunk dialed a friend at 2 in the morning and said this:
"Um, Hillary, I know I probably shouldn't say this, but I'm gonna say it anyway: I think you're hispanic."
She's not. My bad.
Pissed on someone's door in an apartment complex. But my friend did it first so that means it's really not my fault.
Rolled a baby grand piano down the hill of a hotel parking lot.
i shat in a tent while on a camping trip and then two of us slept in it all night. it was bad. at first i thought it was just smelly mud... but then i stood up...
so we had this friend who was going out with a girl that was probably the biggest bitch i've ever met. we were at a party and i could have sworn that she'd just got there and went inside. me and about 6 other guys all decided to piss all over her car. we went back inside and i thought it was strange that i didn't see the bitch girlfriend. the next morning some other girl that i'[m actually pretty good friend with came inside all pissed off bc someone pissed all over her car. me and my buddies didn't kept that one a secret and had a good laugh about it later.
Haaha that is fkin amazing!! Would you mind giving us the details and what was going on through your head at the time? If you can remember that is. Seriously though, thats fkin awesome.
Tried to read Hegel and he actually made sense.
Got ridiculously drunk, stumbled out of the back of a bar then into woods, through the woods, was stumbling down the interstate in the rain, got picked up by a statey on and told him I thought I was walking to my house in New Jersey when I was really at my buddies house in Connecticut. The statey called my buddy and got directions to his house, took me back to his house, I proceeded to fall up the stairs going back inside his house. Somehow through all of this I did not get arrested, taken to the hospital, a court summons.... or run over by a car or 18-wheeler. Someone upstairs was on my side that night.
Funniest thing I've read on these boards in a long time. made me laugh in my office.
I have to confess I did the same thing... walked close to 10 miles down an interstate.
gotta say: worst thing i ever did. i was probably twenty-one (so about 8 years ago). went to a summer running friend's house (from the same area, different colleges). i already had my run out of the way, but he didn't, so while he was running i waited in the truck and drank somewhere around 7 natty's (no big deal). well, he was living with "the parents" at the time , i met them earlier, no big, arranged to stay there that night as we were going to a mutual friend's house later for a party.
well, i was little dehydrated, as it was summer. we went to said friend's house, and i drank SEVERAL more beers and proceeded to be a total jackass, and don't remember much about the ride home, or the party even honestly. we got up the next morning, i felt bad, but we met some friends at 6:30 and did fifteen miles anyway.
i didn't see my friend until tuesday and he laid it down to me: i was sleeping on the couch in the basement and his dad couldn't sleep. he came downstairs to get on the computer. at somewhere around three a.m., i woke up, jabbered a bunch of nonsense, and proceeded to stand up and piss (full-stream, mind you) for a minute and a half all over my friend's clothes (they were on a wardrobe in the basement, his closet was broken), zipped up, and back to sleep. his dad, amazed, went to bed and spent half the next day shampooing the carpet and washing clothes......needless to say, i've never been invited back to this day.
i have worse, but this one involves me directly.
asked a girl if i could feel her boob
she said no
There are many. Here is a short list
1. Boned a real ugly girl that had been a virgin prior to said boning, then booted her out.
2. Decided that I needed to be in the mountains. Buddy and I woke up the next morning 90 miles from home passed out in my car, which was almost out of gas.
3. Tore up some putting greens at a local private country club because they were all, "rich pricks".
4. Thought I'd entertain some folks at a party by projectile vomiting. There was a dildo handy, so I used that to gag myself.
5. Tossed my wallet (which contained my entire month's pay check (cashed, in 20s) away on the beach. A friend heard me hollering by myself, off in the distance "rape me, pillage me, steal all my money". Another friend found the wallet and gave it back.
That is just a quick top 5. Thank god the most recent is something like 14 years ago now.
Kept drinking.
Lost my virginity to an ugly fat chick that I met only hours earlier.