Jesse O'Connell...??

He was last seen entering WildWilliamWatters around 3am. I think the Yeti had a fresh kill to take home. No reports as to his whereabouts currently, probably stalking the woods of Northern Virginia.

If he ever lay a hand on Roc Roc I'll keee him. He ain't done nuffin though. I'm sayin.

Yo truss, guy still is a beast.

Money don have no owners. Only spendas.

He was last seen squinting his eyeplates like a mugh outside of of the FHTC shedding multiple tears because the CGc thinks it's a filthy, rat-infested, red-headed abomination to man kind.

Also clownish.

A friend of his told me that he more or less retired sometime last year. He had surgery to repair some stuff in his groin and didn't really bounce back from it.

The Murder City DJs wrote:

He was last seen squinting his eyeplates like a mugh outside of of the FHTC shedding multiple tears because the CGc thinks it's a filthy, rat-infested, red-headed abomination to man kind.

Also clownish.

Woah, next time at least say "no offense."

that guy wasn't very good.

Some stuff in his groin? Like what, his ding dong? LOLOL.

MD Runner wrote:

A friend of his told me that he more or less retired sometime last year. He had surgery to repair some stuff in his groin and didn't really bounce back from it.

Yes, exactly.

That's a shame if he did hang it up-Jesse had a lot of talent. I trained with him a few times when the Enclave was still around. He was a beast. Took him a little while to get rolling on quicker repeats, but once he did there was no stopping him. And I can say, a few years removed, it was slightly intimidating to run next to him-I always felt like his legs were taller than I was.

One of his best races ever was in the 1000 at Big East. He took a very impressive 2nd.

MD Runner wrote:

A friend of his told me that he more or less retired sometime last year. He had surgery to repair some stuff in his groin and didn't really bounce back from it.

Dude, do you really think you should be speaking so freely about someone else's groinplate?

What's next cartoon pfitz's abbones? or Nyno's back tumors? Bruno's shoulder manholes?

Greetings and salutary speakings! I am making the contact with you because of your apartment place needed the person to live there. I am being called Sergyi and I am from Slomenskaya. Slomenskaya is being little village in Russia. There it is cold in the winter. I am having come to the United American States for to find my sister Etalia. She is having left Slomenskaya for to come to the city of San Fransisco when the man pays her to be his шлюха.

I am telling you things about me. I am liking very much ice skating and backgammon and bears. The place of my employment is where I am working. It is being called Dunder Mifflin. HAHA I am only the kidding with you. This is being very funny American television show. I am actually be working for the city of San Fransisco with the catching of dogs. It is not being problem if sometimes I am bringing work home with me? HAHA again I am with the joking. We kill the dogs that are being left at end of day.

When come I to live in the houses with companions, I am very good with the cooking. Borshct is being a most special of mine. Additionally, fish heads and мозг овец. I am mostly making the quiet, except when I am being with the lady or sometimes the mens. HAHA. Pleases me to hopefully hear from you about when I am being your new house companion.

Regards,

Sergyi Bolshkevchenko

Yo BUMP the DWc

去聽講座，講者說方言命不久矣。其中一個原因是好的小說家寫作用的都是北方話。他舉了幾個當代作家如賈平凹、王安憶、張抗抗、陳忠實等。

　我承認最精緻的語言大都在文學作品，所以若用方言創作文學而又能流傳開去，那方言就等於接受了最嚴峻的測試。中國現代小說又成就最高，舉小說家為例也算合理。

方言對寫作或多或少有貢獻

　不過，我不得不問兩個問題：一是他舉的小說家怎麼都沒有台灣和香港的？第二是現代小說家有誰會像《海上花列傳》一樣，全數用方言寫作的？即使作家用的是官話，即普通話，但母語對他的寫作，或多或少都會有貢獻。若不把母語的因素算進小說裡，對方言實在太不公平了

290;我記得在美國寫創意文章時，有時只須把中文的套語翻譯成英文，對外國人來說已是創意。那就是由母語帶來的魅力。

　所以若看看他所舉的5位小說家的出生或成長地區──賈平凹是陝西人、王安憶是上海人、張抗抗是浙江人、陳忠實是西安人，算一算，也不盡是北方話啊，除非把江、浙的吳語也都算作後者。

　我回去統計一下。以《亞洲周刊》中文小說100強頭10本來粗略估計，作者按位次分別是：魯迅、沈從文、老舍、張愛玲、錢鍾書、茅盾、白先勇、巴金、蕭紅、劉鶚。乍看有一絲高興，因為起碼有台灣的白先勇上榜，但細想他其實成長於廣西桂林。不管廣西與台北的語言，都算入官

;話。就是沈從文的鄉下在湘西，也都歸入官話區。總之，點算這頭10名小說家所屬的母語系統，吳語與官話，平分秋色。

　再把名額擴充至頭30名。因為作品重複出現兩次的作家有巴金、魯迅和張愛玲，所以總計有27位。這張名單雖然有台灣的鄉土作家如吳濁流、黃春明，增加了客家與閩語，也有韓少功與丁玲的湖南話，但是，仍然是官話與吳語之爭。這一次，官話只稍勝了一位。看來，如果吳語是作

家的母語，我們就不可以小覷它對以北方話作寫作語的影響。怪不得上海人以母語自傲！我一位上海朋友更「寸」道：「北京了不起，靠的是全國的人才，上海了不起，靠的只是上海人！」

　至於頭30名有沒有香港作家？有的，如果把年過20，才逃難到港的金庸也算進來的話！續命廣東話，看來得靠《無間道》與《上海灘》了！

I heard his cave recently purchased the perfect pushup. This will make for a super-yeti, with SPA-like shoulderplates and fist-ish chesticles.

yousa besta watchout dere massa.