so whats the stupidest, weirdest, ugliest etc. gift you have ever gotten.
i once got a surge protector for whatever reason from my aunt.
so whats the stupidest, weirdest, ugliest etc. gift you have ever gotten.
i once got a surge protector for whatever reason from my aunt.
2 mice.
I got a masterbation sock from my uncle. Slightly awkward.
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chronic masterbator wrote:
I got a masterbation sock from my uncle. Slightly awkward.
MastUrbation.
Do not do it unless you can spell it.
a b******* on xmas morning... from my stepmother!
a tug job on xmas morning... from my stepmother!
a tug job on xmas morning... from my stepmother!
My youth group pastor gave all the girls:
RapeX anti-rape female condoms.
your real mother gave the same to me last night, weird.
One of my best friends in high school gave me the book of Mormon and a pamphlet on Joseph Smith. I guess I should have seen it coming.
The_Big_Mazungo wrote:
your real mother gave the same to me last night, weird.
That's awesome, way to go! Since I won't do her, I'm glad someone will. You're taking one for the team. By the way, I phucked your daughter in the ass, boy.
Janice Goodgirl wrote:
My youth group pastor gave all the girls:
RapeX anti-rape female condoms.
http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/anti-rape-condom-300a041206.jpg
Phreakin' ouch!
a box of trojans.
HAHAHA! THAT WILL STOP THE RAPISTS! THEY'LL NEVER SEE THAT COMING.
Christmas card mailed from Lima, Peru. I opened it up and it was full of caked-up white powder. A joke, obviously, so I let a lot fall onto the floor. I smelled and tasted. Tongue went numb. This was pure. I cut it up with friends and we indulged, then I did the remains by myself the following night. No edginess, no headache or hangover. I never found out who sent it. I still find it incredible I even knew anyone who would take the trouble.
A ream of computer paper from my Dad. He got me other stuff, but that was the first item of the morning.
My brother gave me a complete pirate costume....parrot and all. No inside joke, no previously implied anything. Just A pirate costume...
^-^
Blaze
a g-string with a winged foot paint-markered on...and i'm a guy, and its from my girlfriend
One year, my uncle got our family a plastic tub full of random clothes from an auction. I think the only thing that fit was a pair of socks for my mom. There was a pair of jeans that were really small, but extremely long. Must have be for an alien or something. There was a huge pair of shorts in there too. My mom was offended and told my uncle (her brother) that she wasn't that fat. He said she could "just pin it."
My father-in-law's girlfriend once gave me a hand made afgan. I didn't look at it too good until I got home and took it out of the box. It was covered in cat hair and had a couple of dried up hair balls on it. That same Christmas she also gave me a box of baby toys for my new born. She said that they were from when her daughter was a baby. All of it was covered in dirt and grime. Everything went straight to the trash.