Last Friday Portland Runner created a Super Topic that incorporated all the hot issues for us. Looks like we need to do this again.
Judging by the counts of the posts, would it be something like ...
You might be a runner if you enter a race as a "jogger" under a Fake Name and end up with an unverifiable PR?
That's kind of weak so help me along.
Hey dude, don't forget about the other super last week. Maybe you can ass how to be a better jogger by posting fake Pr's and eating deer meat!
Wasn't it Portland Runner who started that topic?
Here's my attempt (I'm summarizing the threads, not making a statement of any kind):
This week, Mr. Bush was told by many to get a life, Bubba had some food cravings, and someone keeps getting erections while running. Magpie was called out as a fraud, 44 people answered a question about whether or not Meb or Culpepper would break the marathon record in their debut (ok, I'll editorialize on this one - WHAT?!!!!), and the ever-popular Pre vs. Kennedy debate rose its ugly head once again. Knower was the talk of many threads, yet another poster was told to go to the doctor, and rojo's coaching status was clarified. Someone mistakenly thinks they know JEH from college, Tom McArdle's training log is once again referenced, and the Best Road Race Names thread kept oozing along. Salazar got a mention, questions start to head DougC's way, and Chris Huffins got a job.
Tune in next week for another bunch of talking about nothing that matters. Ah, just being a jerk for fun there. No offense brothers and sisters.
Oh sorry, my bad.....can not spell in above post. Should be "add" not "ass". Oh well, good post Stepay, funny. Another exciting non-productive week here on this board. Good luck this weekend fellow runners (and of course joggers) on your races and long runs!
I'll give this a shot.
Who would have the best debut marathon? Pre, Meb, Kennedy or AC based on the following assumptions: Assuming that Pre never lied about his various groin/ab pains above "his junk". Meb never ran for a men's ACC XC program with an erection. Kennedy has never bragged about his own goals while playing computer games in a high altitude house. And... AC, while in heavy training had constant cravings for slurpees and popcorn while undergoing the most current genetic modification performed by Tom McArdle's dad.
Nice job fellas... that pretty well covers it. I'll second Deerslayer's "Good luck this weekend fellow runners (and of course joggers) on your races and long runs!"
problem with ppl nowadays when they see a runner doing 5:30-6:30/mile pace on the road , they wouldn't say you're running, instead they would greet you," Hey you JOG pretty fast!"
How intriguing.
oh yah, one more thing,
i was watching kk,geb,tergat running london tape, which was given by a very nice man in portugal.
my cousin sister who was watching a glimpse when they shot KK, she said," hey that guy in front, can jog really fast!"
When they ever gonna say,"RUN"???