1. Relief pitcher
Basball: Guy gets tired and they send in another player to finish the game for him.
Other Sports (Running): I think I'm going to run my next marathon at 2:20 pace and drop out at mile 17 and have someone else finish it for me (and of course I'll get credit for the 'win').
Sounds ridulous, but not in baseball.
2. Joe Blow Pitcher needs a few more days to recover. He just pitched 2-days ago
Other Sports (Tennis): A pitcher pitches fewer pitches per game than a singles tennis player serves (110+ for pitchers & 140+/- for tennis players). The guy that wins the US Open will end up playing 7-8 matches over the course of 14 days AND is actually doing a little something between serves vs just standing there.
3. Clemens has a blister
The other day, the news reported that Roger Clemens will still start even though he has a blister on his foot. Are you f#cking kidding me? He actually made a mention in a press conference that he had a blister? I'd say 90% of my races were run on blisters, sometime friggin bllody ones.
4. Do you HAVE to do that?
It is possible for these players to do something between innings besides spitting chew and sunflower seeds? If anyone has a pic of a dugout after a game, you'd puke.
Yet again, baseball players are friggin ridiculous. I don't blame them for it - not hatin the plyers, just hatin the game.
Please continue....