I debated mightily about telling you all this, out of fear the board would become the grammatical version of Lord of the Flies, if you you knew, but I am leaving for vacation tomorrow. As a result I will not be policing the board for dropped gerunds and dangling participles.
It is my hope that by telling you this, you will feel inspired to live up to the high standards I have instilled in you while I am gone.
I do want you to know I can return at any minute on any day. Further, a permanent record of all that is said is being kept and I will not hesitate to review every thread for abuses of the English language.
All that said, have a nice week.