in high school i got f'ed with alot on runs by kids i went to school with. i always made a mental note of who did the stuff and then on weekends my friends and i would f with their houses and cars. its stupid to mess with people, you don't know at what lengths they'll go to get you back. ive egged more houses and cars, and broken more windows that i can remember.
Am I the only one Out Here who understands that what is being bragged about is either Assault, Assault and Battery, or Vandalism? All of these have criminal penalties, folks.
um, how would it be vandalism, counselor?
Sure, he took a risk by plowing into this kid, but I applaud his effort. As long as the kid isn't seriously hurt, the blow to his ego will probably do him some good. Plus, you've got to learn that you just can't f*ck with total strangers.
only if ya get caught, tehe.
dude, that is AWESOME. (no sarcasm) I really hope that is a true story.
smellyshoes wrote:
Alright I'll throw my hat into the ring. I'll get right to it, I'm not proud of this story because its quite a bit more cowardly than the brave folks who have been posting prior. Anyway I'm running a tempo workout on a road that leads to a factory. Usually the road is completely deserted with exception to the occasional 18 wheeler. Anyway I hear someone stomp the gas behind me and this guy in a black Monte Carlo comes up behind me and literally misses me by a foot (not about a foot, not like a foot, a foot, 12 inches) he had to go across the road to get near me and into the oncoming lane. (of course he does the obligatory slam of the horn) I pretty much go insane from the adrenalin. Anyway I continue with my workout and at the end of the road his pretty little car is sitting there right in front of me in the parking lot so I look around see a cinder block I pick it up and smash his driver side window and leave the cinder block right there on his seat.
I don’t run down that road anymore.
A crazy woman comes in everyday to the store I work at and always warns us of various government conspiracies. Today, she said to watch out for red Suburbans and Monte Carlos....
I've never bowled over any punk kids while running, but I have hit a pedestrian while riding my bike.
One time at track practice when we were running intervals, two guys on my team were running in opposite directions on the track and ran smack into each other. It was awesome.
I'm going to repeat some excellent advice that a composition prof. once told me: never admit to anything illegal in writing. Heed.
A friend of mine was running his warmup out on the roads during a track meet and this dog comes up and barks at him. He yells at it, tries to avoid it, but then it bites him, so he kicks it away. The owner comes out screaming and shit and pushes him. He floors the guy with a right cross as the guys wife watches in horror and supposedly goes to call the police. My pal goes back to the meet! BULLY!
vandalism? wrote:
um, how would it be vandalism, counselor?
Sure, he took a risk by plowing into this kid, but I applaud his effort. As long as the kid isn't seriously hurt, the blow to his ego will probably do him some good. Plus, you've got to learn that you just can't f*ck with total strangers.
Man you totally made that guy look like an idiot. Nice! Oh wait, maybe when he said vandalism he was talking about smashing a brick through a guy's car window, or tossing bikes off a bridge? Is it possible he was referring to all of the things being bragged about, not just the assaults? But in case I am wrong, keep up your vigilence.
asdfg wrote:
I had an experience with stupid kids twice on this trail I run on. The trail is heavily used by bikes, runners, walkers, as it goes through Seattle. The first time I saw these kids (3 boys, middle school age) they had some jump on the paved part of the path telling bikers to "Jump, Jump!," and were placing branches on the other side of the paved trail to try to block that part. I just ran by on the dirt path on the side and said nothing, and when I came back that way, some bikers were talking to them and they were clearing stuff away. Anyway, yesterday I saw these kids again, they had a deck of cards and told me to pick a card and held them in front of me. I just ignored them, didn't evne look at them and kept running. So they got pissed and told me I suck, so I just yelled back that they suck and kept going. THey got mad about this, said, What did you say? and I told them they heard me, to which they replied "You suck more!" Yes, so it was pretty stupid, but on my way back, they were sitting on the paved bike path, telling everyone that came by to pick a card, and they started annoying me about it again when I came back, and I would've ignored them, but remembering how they put all that stuff in the trail last time and now theyre sitting in the trail, I told them to "go play your little games somewhere else, you little f***tards. You're annoying everyone on the trail." To which they got pissed and started yelling at me. Even though I'm a girl I wasn't worried since they were like half my height, but it felt good just to say that to them, which I bet they weren't expecting.
Ha! You must be talking about the Burke Gilman trail kind of near Mathews Beach. There's almost always some punks hanging out there doing stuff like that. There's a basketball court below and I think that's what draws them.
A runner I knew was running with several of his teammates, minding their own business. Well this dbag in his SUV yells something at this particular runner about his mexiacn heritage. Apparently he wasn't paying attention to where he was at the time and got stopped at a red light. This runner is also an amateur boxer, so he goes up to the guys open window and just starts railing him in the face. Then the lgith turns green and as they speed away they yell at him again. Just people witha strong moral character out there.
question for you Keith wrote:
You said you weigh 200lbs+ ? Damn.... Are you not particularly fast, or are you simply King of the Clysdales??
Mostly the former.