If the Foo shits, wear it!!
That's a long way to tip a Rarie.
I don't think you dog is saggy at all.
I left my harp at Sam Clam's disco.
If the Foo shits, wear it!!
That's a long way to tip a Rarie.
I don't think you dog is saggy at all.
I left my harp at Sam Clam's disco.
Take your foot off his head
here is the long awaited h.
Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
Guess what was in the dog's mouth....The brick!
What, you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist
Here is a story about the gourmet's recent visit to Europe last summer. He had a delightful time sampling the cusine in Italy, France and Germany , but he made the mistake of stopping off in London on the way home. Needless to say, he found English food bland and overcooked. However, one day he had a great meal of fish & chips at a London pub. He asked the manager of the pub if he could have the recipe for the fish and chips. The manager confessed that he bought his fish and chips from a nearby monestary, and thus the gourmet would have to get the recipe from one of the brothers. The gourmet quickly ran down the street to the monestary and knocked on the door. When one of the brothers came to the door, the gourmet asked him if he were the "Fish Friar."
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"Maybe you should try petting him first."
"...and the giraffe said, 'That's the last time I stick
my neck out for you!'"
Liquor...I barely know her!
Because then it would be ay Baygall!
The Holocaust.
A dick-tater.
"I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.""
"Do we have time?"
"It looks so good I ate it myself."
"All right all right, I'll do the god damn dishes."
used to be a radio show here that had 'Punch line fridays'.
Great idea for a thread!
[quote]Lee Fugly Cocca wrote:
"And she stepped on the ball" (name the movie)
Is that from Trading Places?
Here's a punchline:
"Kinfolk? Ah ya! I kin folk!"
(Swedish joke, uf da!)
Are you the Potato Prostitute? Yes, I-da-ho!!!
The rooster asked the depressed horse..."why the long face?"
Get it...cuz a horse has a long face...
i dont have a sack of dead babies in my garage
A man walks into a kitchen, a live duck in his arms... his wife is sitting at the table.
The man says, "This is that pig I've been banging."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, its a duck."
"Who says I was talking to you?" the man replies.
Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:
We don't need the entire joke -- just the punch line.
I'll start.
So the farmer turns to another guy on the jury and says, "A good goat will do that."
"Someone who thinks that cooking and f***ing are two Japanese cities."
I don't know about the other guys but I use the spoons!
Noah Lyles on Pre 10,000s: "Why in the world are we hosting another countries Olympic qualifier?"
Let's be real Flo -Jo was as dirty as Ben Johnson in fact name me a clean sprinter from that time
Bad News for Rojo: Erriyon Knighton Out Not Racing at Pre After Missing adidas Meet
2024 College Track & Field Open Coaching Positions Discussion