We don't need the entire joke -- just the punch line.
I'll start.
So the farmer turns to another guy on the jury and says, "A good goat will do that."
We don't need the entire joke -- just the punch line.
I'll start.
So the farmer turns to another guy on the jury and says, "A good goat will do that."
this is a f ucking awful thread idea.
Rectum? Hell -- I just met her!
That joke doesn't sound as promising as mine. I've never liked sewing humor.
So St. Peter turned to Woody Hayes and said, "No, that's God's house."
... to which the scoutmaster told the judge, "I honestly thought it was a penis-flavored lollipop."
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Alright, it's a whole story and not just the punch line, but here's one of the best jokes I've heard in awhile:
One night, Bob went out drinking with his buddies and got so plastered he threw up on his new shirt. He slurred, "Aw, man, my wife just bought me this shirt. She's going to be hacked."
Bob's friend Ken said, "Hey, no problem. Just stuff 20 bucks in your front pocket and tell your wife that I puked on you and was really apologetic and offered you the 20 dollars to get the shirt cleaned."
"Alrighty, that sounds like a plan," mumbled Bob as they left the bar.
When Bob staggered home, sure enough, his wife was furious. "You pig!," she yelled. "You got drunk again and look, you've thrown up on your brand new shirt!"
Bob was ready with his excuse. "No, no, it was this other guy, Ken. He got really wasted and barfed on me and he was really sorry. In fact, he made good by offering me 20 bucks to get the shirt cleaned. See? The 20 is in my top pocket."
His wife reached inside the pocket and was surprised. "Hey, wait a minute. There's 40 dollars in here," she said suspiciously.
"Oh, that's right, I almost forgot," Bob said. "Ken sh!t my pants, too."
Do you love me?
No, but that's a real nice ski mask!
"I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac."
So finally Jesus looks down and says, "Paul....Paul, I can see your house from up here!"
well played
Wrecked'em (rectum)? Damn near killed em!
Focus? But he just met us!
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Lookie there on the back of that pickup truck. Someone threw out a perfectly good honkey.
What do you call your act?
The aristocrats.
Pump-Kin
"And she stepped on the ball" (name the movie)
Mind if I push in your stool?
Because they can!
I was talking to the DUCK!
Nothing, you already told her twice!
dis-assed her!
hahahaha
He didn't take tips!
and the dumb liberal cried himself to sleep that night.
Hey lady, I don't think I can take 67 more of these.
That one was actually used on Police Squad! (just the punchline) in the episode where Drebin went undercover as a standup comedian. In fact, the episode was filled with just punchlines to mostly dirty jokes.