Awesome! Now The Penguin can text message his minions via BlackBerry while "running".
"Hey Fellow Penguins! I am presently enjoying a half-rack of Krispy Kremes near mile 8 of the Metro Marathon presented by EnormoCorp. This sugar rush should get me to my next snack break at mile 10. My pace group is doing great holding a consistent 12 minute pace when we aren't stopped for grub. FYI - if you are runninng this race right now, the smooth jazz quartet playing at mile 7 is GREAT! Best Kenny G. cover band EVER! I'll update you again in 30 minutes from mile 10. WADDLE ON!!!"
Over and Out wrote:
Awesome! Now The Penguin can text message his minions via BlackBerry while "running".
"Hey Fellow Penguins! I am presently enjoying a half-rack of Krispy Kremes near mile 8 of the Metro Marathon presented by EnormoCorp. This sugar rush should get me to my next snack break at mile 10. My pace group is doing great holding a consistent 12 minute pace when we aren't stopped for grub. FYI - if you are runninng this race right now, the smooth jazz quartet playing at mile 7 is GREAT! Best Kenny G. cover band EVER! I'll update you again in 30 minutes from mile 10. WADDLE ON!!!"
NICE!
I'm still waiting for mechanism that sends electric pulses through your muscles and does the contracting for you. No more busy hassle of contracting your own muscles. Why run by yourself when you can have electronics do it for you? We just want to waddle with ease! Also, it's about time they come out with a robotic arm which moves my arms for me. It's too bad us penguins can't run in the rain for fear of electrocution or short-circuiting gadgets...
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