"Forest Gump aint got Shit on Me!!" I actually have this on the back of one of my shirts....
"Forest Gump aint got Shit on Me!!" I actually have this on the back of one of my shirts....
break their legs and/or arms, then throw them in a river and yell "swim, forest, swim"
philibuster mcboingboing wrote:
"Yeah, well, I had sex with your wife..."
His wife is in a coma.
in a deep demonic tone scream F U. really yell it. i did that once. it felt great.
One of my friends saw a couple guys and they said that. (landscapers), so his comeback was
sweep, joe dirt, sweep!
I thought it was good.
I personally just say "Havent heard that one before"
"SUCK MY DICK MOTHER F U C K E R!"
you know, it's a lot more fun when you just wave and smile. well, maybe not.
Forrest Gump wrote:
"Thanks, Jenny!"
This one is the best.
mama said you can suck my dick!
im suprised your old enough to remember that film!!!!
Reason #114 why it's nice to live in Eugene:
I hear "Go Pre!" more often than "Run, Forrest, Run!"
Does that make you think you are PRE?
say Sit Ubu Sit...then tell them they're a good dog
philibuster mcboingboing wrote:
"Yeah, well, I had sex with your wife..."
best one, definitely
Shrink wrote:
FYI: Moving North doesn't help. I heard it all the time living in New England. Move West instead. I've never heard Run Forrest Run in the ten years I've lived in the West.
I live in Nevada and hear it every month or so. I'm not going any further west than I am already.
I typically just say thanks. They don't know what to do when you're polite. And why not? He's an All-American, Medal of Honor winner, self-made millionaire and finally got the girl. Sounds good to me.
I've gotta find Bubba
My two standard comebacks;
"Your mama what?" or "Go eat another doughnut Krispy Kreme"
Both seem to shut'em up pretty well.
Without question, the best response (if its a guy) is "Nice boobs"
Gump wrote:
I gotta go find Bubba!!!
OMFG. I couldn't stop laughing.
I was going to say, that one certainly ups the ante.