Pirate bats the Italian Sausage

Mama always told me, "Don't beat your sausage, you might go blind." She also told me, "Sex is like a box of chocolates - the ones with the cherries are better."

That is freaking hilarious! Check out the article and video here.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91538,00.html

I don't think she's wishing she was an Oscar Meyer wiener.

Reason he hit the Italian Sausage is because he had a reefer flash back and thought it was the curse on the Mckeesport Kielbasa coming after him.

Obviously not from Pittsburgh, its pierogie!

Opps, Yinz are right!

Anybody see the girl (Mandy Block) in the costume? She pretty damn cute.

By the way: Beating a sausage? Doesn't that sound like something Brutal and Mr Chest would do?

I saw the reply of this incident several time out here in Japan.

Even by my incredibly low standards of behavior and morals, I think that jail time is very justifiable in this case.

The offender used a goddamn baseball bat in a premeditated fashion to strike the victim over the head.

The incident was seen by millions of impressionable youths around the USA and around the world, who now might think that they can whack the kids in the playground over the head with a baseball bat and get away with just a little talk with the Principal.

I say, 30 days in the jail, at least.

Jason

fakrizesakes, he was just playing with the hotdogs. He did not mean injury. He was just looking for laughs and entertainment.

It was a playful tap that knocked the topheavy chick over.

What fickin world do you guys live in?

Sense my friends, some COMMON EFFING SENSE, please.

Thank you.

Marichel didn't get any punishment like this when he beat Roseboro over the head, did he??.

I understand Scottish football players have been known to kick the stuffing out of a haggis

Oh god, that sausage thing was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the guy whack the sausage over the head with his bat. When the news reporter interviewed him, they wrote "hit sausage with bat" under his name.

maybe u think its funny because she was in a costume, but he bruised a lady's head with a bat. that is pretty serious in my opinion. no matter what the occasion was, it's not okay to hit an innocent woman in the head with a bat and bruise her head.

marvin wrote:

maybe u think its funny because she was in a costume, but he bruised a lady's head with a bat. that is pretty serious in my opinion. no matter what the occasion was, it's not okay to hit an innocent woman in the head with a bat and bruise her head.

No he didn't.. Check out the comments by the women he hit, seems she thinks the whole thing is funny. The only thing she wants out of the situation is the bat that Simon hit her with... Some of you need to just relax.

FROM ESPN.COM:

"One of the public relations ladies called me and she talked to me and she was really nice and offered a lot and said, 'Anytime you're in Pittsburgh ... the best seat in the house is yours,''' Block said at her South Milwaukee home Thursday night. "But all I wanted was the bat.''

"It's such a silly little thing, you know,'' Block said. "I can see both point of views. ... From my point of view, it's crazy because I am not used to like being interviewed or anything. I'm like, 'I'm just a sausage, guys. It's not a big deal. I'm fine.'''

Block said the blow didn't hurt because it hit the head section of the costume, which is above her head.

marvin wrote:

maybe u think its funny because she was in a costume, but he bruised a lady's head with a bat. that is pretty serious in my opinion. no matter what the occasion was, it's not okay to hit an innocent woman in the head with a bat and bruise her head.

That's not any kind of injury. Breaking a damn leg from falling of a landing motorcycle, now that's an injury my man. Besides, have you ever been to Milwaukee? It makes me want to beat people too.

Gotta give the girl a lot of credit. She's a young college student who is probably swamped with school loans and other expenses, and yet she isn't even thinking of a lawsuit. The jerk a few years ago spilled coffee on himself at a McDonald's drive-thru and tried to sue McDonald's. More recently that guy tried to sue all the fast food places for making him fat. People are getting crazy with lawsuits these days. And yet, a girl who has a legitimate reason to sue and could probably really use the money to get out of debt only wants the bat he used as a souvenier. So many other people would be complaining of the "nightly headaches that keep me up all night" and "the emotional trauma I suffered."

Way to go sausage girl, you're a class act.

No shit!

Maybe she should waive her right to sue in exchange for the right to kick that dumb ass baseball player squarely in the nuts.