I'm a police officer in Florida in a town that shall remain nameless. My boss called me a "Jelly Belly" and it hurt my feelings and made me cry. I've decided to start losing weight and my friend who runs marathons (5:16 PR, he's fast!) told me you guys could help. Would cutting back to only a half dozen donuts per day (instead of my usual dozen) help me shed the extra blubber hanging over my pistol belt? And would hte donuts I carry in my fanny pack for my runs count in this total or are they considered separately since they are "running fuel" as my friend calls it? Thank you, guys! I'm just trying to do my best to protect and serve! I just hope this doesn't ruin my chances of getting my holiday part time job as Santa Claus at the mall. I just LOVE having all those little boys and girls sit on my lap, their tight little bodies grinding on my ... oh, have I said too much?