Word on the street from Drudge Report and other inside sources, Bush is resigning from Presidency to take the A.D. job at Sam Houston State.
No really, that's what my best friend told me and he read it an internet message board were everything is true.
He also read that Lee Evans was getting FSU job, Clayton was getting Illinois job, that Alan Webb was going back to Michigan, that Krummenaker wouldn't run the 800 at nationals, that any female who puts on a uniform is considered hot by someone and that a bunch of 16-24 old males with nothing better to do are ripping on everything else under the sun.