Mr. Chest wants to give you a personal greeting. Lots of you scrawny little runts talk a big game. Tell Mr. Chest where you'll be jogging today and you can perch on my big guns. Ha ha hahaha.
Mr. Chest wants to give you a personal greeting. Lots of you scrawny little runts talk a big game. Tell Mr. Chest where you'll be jogging today and you can perch on my big guns. Ha ha hahaha.
shut up
I'm pretty sure that you'll see my hermaphrodite, one legged uncle out for a jog. He / she (it) lives in Lansing.No bullshit, except for the jogging part.What you expect him to hobble a mile on crutches (a la Ron Hill) and call it a run?
meet me at the track.
Hey Mr. Chest, I'm from East Lansing (originally). What are you doing in Lansing?
nikeman wrote:
expect him to hobble a mile on crutches (a la Ron Hill) and call it a run?
nikeman...my sentiments exactly about Ron Hill and extending his streak by calling crutching a run! The guy is a double Olympian, Boston winner and more so he ought to know the diff between a run and a crutch. Mark Covert is the streak King by my standards.
Mr Chest, I'm not sure Lansing is big enough for you.
I was in Lansing today on the Rivertrail at 9AM as I usually am but saw no Mr. Chest.
More like Mr. Breast. Anytime puss wad!
If you should see him in Ypsi, give a shout out to wimpy Paul McMullen for us.
EITS wrote:
meet me at the track.
Which track? The University? One of the high schools? Give me a date and time and Mr. Chest will be glad to let you perch on his big guns. I'd ask you to bring your woman along, but being a puny little runt, I'm sure you don't have one. Ha haahahaha.
bdsambo wrote:
I was in Lansing today on the Rivertrail at 9AM as I usually am but saw no Mr. Chest.
I'll be near the park Friday morning. See you there.
Ha ha hahaha.
Spartan wrote:
Hey Mr. Chest, I'm from East Lansing (originally). What are you doing in Lansing?
Occassionally, I have business at Cooley Law School. I will be in town for the week. Last time I was there, Magic Johnson was playing some hoops at the Y. One of his bodyguards learned a valuable lesson about talking trash to Mr. Chest. Ha ha hahaha.
Mr Chest, thanks for clearing up a mystery that I've been wondering about for some time. I'm a Michigan State grad and I get back to the Lansing area now and then. I always used to see this raggedy old wino wearing a "Gold's Gym" T-shirt while I was out for my runs in the area picking through the old bottles in the alleys for a little snort the partiers might have missed the night before. It all fits now.
JasonInAsia wrote:
Mr Chest wrote:Last time I was there, Magic Johnson was playing some hoops at the Y. One of his bodyguards learned a valuable lesson about talking trash to Mr. Chest. Ha ha hahaha.
And that lesson was: If you talk trash to Mr. Chest, you'll leave with a sore asshole.
Like anyone who takes an ass kicking. I'm sure you've taken more than a few during your pathetic, miserable existence. And I'm sure you know quite a bit about licking some ass as well. Too bad they're attached to skanky Asian men. Do the world a favor, puny runt, and attempt suicide again. Except this time do something right for a change. Ha ha hahaha.
Usher wrote:
Mr Chest, thanks for clearing up a mystery that I've been wondering about for some time. I'm a Michigan State grad and I get back to the Lansing area now and then. I always used to see this raggedy old wino wearing a "Gold's Gym" T-shirt while I was out for my runs in the area picking through the old bottles in the alleys for a little snort the partiers might have missed the night before. It all fits now.
Is that your best, scrawny little runt? No one ever accused you Michigan State punks of being smart. Ha ha hahaha.
Mr Chest wrote:
bdsambo wrote:I was in Lansing today on the Rivertrail at 9AM as I usually am but saw no Mr. Chest.
I'll be near the park Friday morning. See you there.
Ha ha hahaha.
Just as I thought. No puny little runt dare show up to talk trash to Mr. Chest. You missed your chance to meet Mr. Chest, scrawny little beanpole and to see what kind of man drives the women crazy. Run on, little runt. Get in your miles today and continue to impress the women with your 10" biceps. Ha ha hahaha.
So Mr Chest have you won any bodybuilding competitions. Or are you one bitter wannabe. You probably some little league bodybuilder who can't get a pro card. Seriously big guys are dime a dozen out there. Why am I supposed to impressed with you. Do you know any world champions, or oly contenders. I suggest you train harder instead of wasting you time on this board. Haven't you heard it's all about the Benjamins. Not muscle you pea brain. If I wanted I'd probably surpass you wildest bodybuilding dreams in 2 years, because I got cash. I'l just cycle creatine, weight gainer, maybe some of the andro, GH peptide aminos, all top dollar shit. Something you can never afford with you puny checking account.
If you wanted to? I guess you don't want to be a top runner either since you suck. Continue on with life being a puny little runt who gets laughed at by women and stomped by the likes of Mr. Chest. Ha ha hahaha.
Junior, how many times have I told you not to play on the Internet? Now go clean your room before supper or I'll have to take you over my knee and spank you!
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