In 1590 the Roanoke colony was found disappeared. It’s thought they could’ve assimilated with the local indigenous population. But perhaps we may see a rerun of the settlers. Perhaps they are preparing for the Paris Olympics this summer. Can it be so?
We were there the whole time, we just moved a little further into the woods. The morons who came looking for us stopped at a tree that my dad had carved something into while he was drunk one night, and didn't look any further.
-- Virginia Dare, Roanoke Colony High School class of 1605
The fate of Roanoke is no mystery. It was founded by Sir Walter Raleigh, who had also invented smoking. Do the math