Are you an organ donor?

I think all people who have a biological child but don't adopt a child should be asked why they didn't adopt a child. Oh yeah, that's pretty much all people.

Nightly, tightly and ever-so-rightly.

organ donor...why not ? ...still alive !! ...still alive and typing on my computer !!! - but LADIES ! ...I DO have one organ I CAN give to you and donate...to the right lady !! ...a kidney. Yes, I believe I have two...and so if a female friend needed a kidney and we matched blood types etc, I guess she could have it. Men too I guess. ...but I'd probably want some cash or a car etc. Ladies, sorry to disappoint, but I've had the snip, so I can't give you "that" ...yes, I had my appendix removed in my 20's. Not sure where it is now. Landfill I imagine. I DO have a big gash there now. The pin-head who saved my life used staples...but removed them at our first meeting after I'd been home. 5 or 6 days after. ...and the wound SPLIT !!! ...but I wasn't going back, so I just used medical tape and pulled the two sides together as best I could. ...but you can tell. It has this kind of crater in the middle. But no one sees it and if I don't ever mention it, luckily it will remain my little secret.

You could have sewn yourself together Rocky Balboa style.

Aaaaaaaadrian...get me some gauze ...................and some cannoli while you're at it.

...my op story was true by the way...so I had the big cut (appendix BURST - of course) ...PLUS all these damn metal staple marks...kind of Frankenstein's Monster-style ...ALSO...I mentioned my 'crater' ...there had been this drainage tube in the middle of the cut. ...WHEN I was finally leaving hospital after a few days, I got as nice nurse...but she'd NEVER removed a drainage tube !!! ...so I had to decide - her or me. ...and I chose 'ME' ...surely it's better if I am in control. - EVEN THOUGH, I am very, very squeamish at the best of times. I want to be strong, but feeling feint etc seems to be in my DNA. - ANYWAY...I thought...I can pull out a tube that's just 3cm deep in to my lower belly - so I could finally leave that hell-hole. So apprentice-nurse and I unwound the bandage around the tube and I started to pull this rubber tube out of my body....did I say '3cm' ??? - WRONG !...easily 10cm plus. It was a nightmare...but didn't actually hurt. But I could feel it sliding. ...so I was probably more like Rambo than Rocky in the hospital...and more like Rocky than Rambo at home. ...okay, no home stitches...but I could see inside my body and pulled it together with tape. ALAS - the rest of my life is 'THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN'..........

I have donated my brain decades ago.

I tried to donate my shlong too but they said it is too small.

McLovin was

And surely you’d have donated your testicles too if they existed.