CALORIE CONSUMPTION CHALLENGE

Eat a jar of Crisco. That's gotta be worth something. Get some waffle cones and make a treat for your self.

egg nog is the way to go. everyday for two weeks, i would drink a quart of eggnog (1600 kcal) and a footlong sub from subway. another good bet is to go with the xxl hungry man frozen meals. some of those jokers have over 3k in them.

You gotta be careful with the crisco and egg nog. Remember the 5,000 calorie puke penalty.

Bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles: 1220 calories

Save some room for breakfast.

1 cup of crisco has 1760 calories.

And 1 cup of lard has 1849 calories. I don't think you can get a more concentrated source of calories than pure fat.

Tripple Whoppers with Cheese. Do it!

I "did one" on the way home after a run the other night. I'm not what you'd call the greatest example of a "healthy" diet.

Doesn't burger king have some meatlovers breakfast sandwich that's like 2000 calories? I think its comprised of cheese, eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, and that bread with syrup baked in it.

At least it would taste good and would be easy to get down.

Haha, I like the pop up add underneath (Weight watchers.com)

As the struggle continues, a few surprises have currently developed. Team B now has a commanding lead with an even 14,500 combine calorie total. With a shocking display of creativity, team member "Baby Mama Drama" eclipsed the 7000 mark with a new recipe of macaroni and cheese. Drawing on the advice of the magic of oil, "BMD" threw together a deadly mix of mac 'n' cheese totally over 1500 calories. BMD's partner in crime, "Southpaw", has been using a steady dosage of egg nog to take the individual lead in the heated competition.

Meanwhile, teams A & C have hit the wall. "Shaq D", who slobbered out of the gates with an early lead, has last been seen rolling on the ground while gurgling profanities. His teammate, "Fog Horn", has fared little better as of late. After an impressive display of demolishing a half gallon of ice cream, "Fog Horn" has crawled into the fetal position. On a bright note, the team has a total of of nearly 13000 calories and have claimed to be saving up for a late night snack.

Team C has found themselves in the same tub as team A, with nearly 13000 total calories. Drinking a strong brew of punch, complimented with Tostidos, the "Cheap German Bastard" has accumulated nearly 6300 calories. His chef, "Uzi", has also dipped into the Tostidos to add to his addiction of Snicker candy bars.

With the halfway mark coming up, all three teams have began to realize the pure stupidity and ignorance of trying to consume 20,000 calories in a single day. Often, phrases of "I hate my life", "This is the worst idea ever", and "I never want to drink another Wild Cherry Pepsi for the rest of my life", have been uttered by the victims of this contest. Although these brave and daring men are now looking like pregnant women, the contestents have vowed to gnaw to the bitter and disguisting end.

THe best way to consume massive amounts of calories yet never get full is eating refined carbohydrate meals or calorically dense foods such as bagels, chips, jellies, peanut butter even. Additional calories from fruit juice and possibly soda will help immensely.

I want an update!!!!!

A quick update here.... With little more than an hour to go, Team A has regained the lead thanks in large part to a Deluxe Breakfast from McDonalds (1220 calories) and Shaq D's devouring of two pieces of cheese cake (740 calories) accompanied by a bud light (110).

With the recent developments, Shaq D has also recaptured the individual lead with 11,220 calories. However, Uzi is currently relieving himself in the bathroom as he trails by only 128 calories.

Team C is is a comfortable 2nd place, beating Team B by a score of 20,008 to 18,390. Team A has stuffed itself sick with a 21,360 calorie total. Thanks for the support and we will soon have a final score up along with a complete listing of every single calorie devoured.

This definitely is on the the great moments of American sport. The drama.... I don't know about you guys, but I'm about to shit my pants in anticipation of the final results. WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS BEING TELEVISED?!

I love it. Such a great idea. I gotta believe that measuring calories was quite a chore in itself. Can't wait to find out the results.

Running might help... if you ran 25 miles today it might make it easier by 2500 calories... Although i realize the competition is over by this point. It would have to be done earlier in the competition as well, nobody likes to waddle around with a gigantic belly.

can we get a pre and post weigh in by any chance? id just like to see the damage

are there any pictures?