Hi guys I work right across the street from a big name “running company” I saw 3 folks walk in today, one had a bag of what looked like a return. Hmmmm. CA rent? 3 customers, 1 return item. -$120 profit ??? Let’s pay those two Hispanic girls there too that don’t look like runners. $20 an hour x 8 hrs x 2. You just lost $440 in a 80 degree day in a touristy area this time of year. Hahahaha.
Wife: Hi honey how was your day? Thanks for supporting us with your business.
Lying husband: Pour me some 🍷. Hahahahaha.
sorry not buying it. Maybe it worked in 1993.