MIAC Track 2022

Come on man, I know Kev is a straight stallion with a cannon down under, but he simply cannot match my clout. Maybe once he grows out his mustache santos-style he will glide over the steeple barriers with as much ease as me. This is unlikely though, because his massive hammer will clang against the barriers every time, immensely slowing him down. Perhaps the third leg will come in handy for the 10k however. 😝

Interesting 5k tomorrow at St. Thomas. Will the dirty Tommies defend their home turf or will Reuben and the rest of Olaf bring honor to d3

Reuben is done.

Oles got it done in the 5k.

Lloyd Young drops a 30:24 10k out in Cali. Puts him 2nd on the Johnny list, impessive.

In totally unexpected news, the MIAC announced this morning that a 4x1600m relay will be added to the conference meet (to be contested at the end of Day 2).

This addition poses what could very well be the most contested event of the meet. Who will stack it? Can anyone hang with the Johnnie depth?

St. John’s: Allen, Grand, Hensel, Young
St. Olaf: Curtis, Cassidy, Massanari, Kosche
St. Scholastica: Neu, DeWall, Boone… could be strong if they find a fourth
Carleton: Santos, Sather, Ash, Lavey

Cassidy is no longer running. He was last seen smoking hand rolled cigarettes outside the Northfield VFW.

Lotta guys running 10k tonight down at La Crosse. Miac picture should be a lot more clear after today.

Predictions for tonight: Munir in his first 10k does what he does and runs 29:55 out kicking Lavey

stephen lavey gonna be AA at nats and im not talking about American Airlines! ALL FREAKING AMERICAN!!!

where is all the talk of mongo dong, any updates on what st johns is doing?

Where has Ole JV been as of late? Thread could really use a spice of their idiocy and horrible takes about the conference. Didn't Kosche get a stress fracture too? where are all his posts now?

Congrats to GAC on barely breaking 8 in the 4x8 at Drake, a truly inspiring performance.

GAC on permanent life support in a post-Stumbo dystopia

Fast Finish Results run a successful meet challenge (impossible).

Big news from this weekend - It's still early in the 2023 indoor season, but oles look set to dominate the 3k. They currently have the top 5 times, and would have the top 6 if not for the dastardly poisoning of the Italian Stallion. Their commanding performance was a fitting end to a week which also saw the marriage, after a long courtship, of Arne and Ian. Unfortunately, there are no pictures from the wedding because the newlyweds hired Fast Finish Results as their photographer and they couldn't set the cameras up properly, but Brian Power officiated the wedding and had this to say afterwards: "We all think Ian and Arne are great for each other, and we wish them all the best in their new life in the Quack Shack. This is also fantastic for the team. We're not fast or goofy enough now, but that should be solved when the Curtis-Ellefson-Carnes kids become Oles in 20-25 years or so."

One day out from the conference meet and the Johnnies, Oles, Carls, etc. should be praising the Lord that the Tommies are now in the Summit League and freeing up several 4th, 5th and 6th place finishes in most events so someone else can claim the team title. Hopefully Calvin Boone can bring some honor to the distance events in our absence.

Jonathan Laughlin bulletin board material.

One day into the Summit League conference meet and the Tommies should be praising the lord for Western Illinois so their 3 athletes in the 10k didn't take the last 3 spots. Come back when you get a single guy to run sub 32:50. Hopefully Biel Wiel or Morey scores a point so St Thomas doesn't get shut out after their meteoric ascent to the least relevant D1 conference

Hey, you guys kicked us out of the MIAC. We had to join the Summit League. Tommie football was as dominant in the MIAC as it appears St. Olaf will be in the 5k on Saturday.