My wife says there is no reason I should be using no more than 5 squares of toilet paper at each sitting.

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2 years ago 10/09/2021 6:52pm EDT

re: double negative

double negative wrote:
The double negative makes your title a little bit confusing. As stated, you're saying that your wife says you should be more than 5 squares per sitting. Is that what you meant to say?

This. Everyone seems to be reading the thread title incorrectly.

If the wife thinks there is NO reason to use NO MORE THAN 5 sheets, then she is saying that using 5 or more sheets is acceptable.

If this is confusing, substitute "fewer than" for "no more than" and you get "My wife says there is no reason I should be using fewer than 5 squares of toilet paper at each sitting." The wife is telling the guy to use more toilet paper, not limiting the amount he is allowed to use.

2 years ago 10/09/2021 6:58pm EDT

re: Elvin

Elvin wrote:
double negative wrote:
The double negative makes your title a little bit confusing. As stated, you're saying that your wife says you should be more than 5 squares per sitting. Is that what you meant to say?
This. Everyone seems to be reading the thread title incorrectly.
If the wife thinks there is NO reason to use NO MORE THAN 5 sheets, then she is saying that using 5 or more sheets is acceptable.
If this is confusing, substitute "fewer than" for "no more than" and you get "My wife says there is no reason I should be using fewer than 5 squares of toilet paper at each sitting." The wife is telling the guy to use more toilet paper, not limiting the amount he is allowed to use.

But why would stinky Curtis’ wife tell him to use more? It makes no sense. She would tell him to use less if there was an economic issue. But more? Why would anyone demand that?

2 years ago 10/09/2021 7:08pm EDT

re: stinky curtis

"To prove you're a man, you must wipe with your hand..."

2 years ago 10/09/2021 7:15pm EDT

re: Schlorker

Schlorker wrote:
Elvin wrote:
This. Everyone seems to be reading the thread title incorrectly.
If the wife thinks there is NO reason to use NO MORE THAN 5 sheets, then she is saying that using 5 or more sheets is acceptable.
If this is confusing, substitute "fewer than" for "no more than" and you get "My wife says there is no reason I should be using fewer than 5 squares of toilet paper at each sitting." The wife is telling the guy to use more toilet paper, not limiting the amount he is allowed to use.
But why would stinky Curtis’ wife tell him to use more? It makes no sense. She would tell him to use less if there was an economic issue. But more? Why would anyone demand that?

Look at the username, clearly too much is being left behind by this 5-square-and-under routine of his.

2 years ago 10/10/2021 4:11pm EDT

re: Apologies if this is satire

Apologies if this is satire wrote:
Schlorker wrote:
But why would stinky Curtis’ wife tell him to use more? It makes no sense. She would tell him to use less if there was an economic issue. But more? Why would anyone demand that?
Look at the username, clearly too much is being left behind by this 5-square-and-under routine of his.

That's a good point. I hadn't though of that.

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