Is this even possible? There are times when I have to use at least a half roll.
Is this even possible? There are times when I have to use at least a half roll.
Lol 5. Lol half a roll.
Divorce is the only option.
Bidet.
The double negative makes your title a little bit confusing. As stated, you're saying that your wife says you should be more than 5 squares per sitting. Is that what you meant to say?
Get a new wife!
double negative wrote:
The double negative makes your title a little bit confusing. As stated, you're saying that your wife says you should be more than 5 squares per sitting. Is that what you meant to say?
should be *using* more than 5 squares per sitting.
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Talk to the guy with the plunger outside the house wife
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You should be thankful that Mrs. Harding is generous. The late Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard wrote that his mother limited him to four squares.
half a roll in one sitting is ridiculous, nonetheless You should threaten to stop wiping and sit on the couch/sleep in the bed naked. Also your wife probably wipes while sitting down
Shut up, stinky Curtis. No one likes you, not even your wife.
Next time, use just five squares and ask her to fellate you, and she will herself start to encourage you to clean your rear more thoroughly. If she’s not a fellating partner, soiling the bed sheets with brown stains might work.
Compare anuses. With the extra hair you no doubt carry it is more difficult to get it in fewer wipes
Get a pen and write "Stop Here" every 5 squares on the roll, and roll it back up.
Her move.
I can’t even imagine how bad the bathroom is at Curtis’ apartment. It would be like a Port O’ Potty at the summer Chili Cook-Off.
Yeah, your "wife." Sure.
5 squares is not reasonable, but shaving your as$hole can get you closer to her standard. The transition can be a bit rough, but once it’s part of your routine the pros outweigh the cons imho.
In Dallas and Houston, the world's two largest LGBT centers in history, LGBT culture encourages the use of bidets, Japanese Washing Seats, or a quick bottom shower after performance of a #2.
Sometimes I can get away with 3-4 squares. Other times the poo brushes against my butt cheek on the way out and I have to use 20 squares to get it cleaned.
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