How long before Brian Laundrie is found or will he never be found

As a fun exercise. What's the escape plan if you are wanted for murder in Florida?

I would think your best bet would be to try and sneak your way to the coast, scout around until you find a moored sailboat that seems unused in some time. Steal said sailboat and beeline it for international waters.

Once you are in international waters, you don't need a passport. Head to Haiti. Once in Haiti, pay off the necessary government officials to get a Haitian birth certificate and passport.

Fly to Europe and make your way to Poland. Find a low-level job at a farm or restaurant. Stay put for three years and gain citizenship. Start your new life as a Polish citizen who emigrated from Haiti.

What could go wrong!?!?!?

He did the coast and boat thing, then wound up in Mexico.

https://twitter.com/forGabbyPetito/status/1441412586277416960

Williamson wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

Unclear if the parents helped him get away, but it appears that's possible.

I NEVER understand that kind of thing. If either of my children killed someone, I would advise them to turn themselves in and deal with the consequences, and I would assist the police in finding them if they tried to allude justice.

Doesn't Wyoming have the death penalty? That would weigh into a parent's decision about whether to help.

It shouldn't. How about just not killing someone?

Flagpole wrote:

Williamson wrote:

Doesn't Wyoming have the death penalty? That would weigh into a parent's decision about whether to help.

It shouldn't. How about just not killing someone?

Says the guy who insulted a dead young woman.

HazBin wrote:

As a fun exercise. What's the escape plan if you are wanted for murder in Florida?

Cuba is the usual haven.

HazBin wrote:

As a fun exercise. What's the escape plan if you are wanted for murder in Florida?

I would think your best bet would be to try and sneak your way to the coast, scout around until you find a moored sailboat that seems unused in some time. Steal said sailboat and beeline it for international waters.

Once you are in international waters, you don't need a passport. Head to Haiti. Once in Haiti, pay off the necessary government officials to get a Haitian birth certificate and passport.

Fly to Europe and make your way to Poland. Find a low-level job at a farm or restaurant. Stay put for three years and gain citizenship. Start your new life as a Polish citizen who emigrated from Haiti.

What could go wrong!?!?!?

I have to admit, this sounds like a solid plan - at least somewhat haha.

SECNO wrote:

HazBin wrote:

As a fun exercise. What's the escape plan if you are wanted for murder in Florida?

I would think your best bet would be to try and sneak your way to the coast, scout around until you find a moored sailboat that seems unused in some time. Steal said sailboat and beeline it for international waters.

Once you are in international waters, you don't need a passport. Head to Haiti. Once in Haiti, pay off the necessary government officials to get a Haitian birth certificate and passport.

Fly to Europe and make your way to Poland. Find a low-level job at a farm or restaurant. Stay put for three years and gain citizenship. Start your new life as a Polish citizen who emigrated from Haiti.

What could go wrong!?!?!?

I have to admit, this sounds like a solid plan - at least somewhat haha.

Or similar scenario- most likely North East Poland, get across border to Belarus, no extradition.

It can be done, buy seems he needs more time to plan it all out. Not sure there are direct flight to Eastern Europe from Haiti. Maybe Mexico.

SECNO wrote:

HazBin wrote:

As a fun exercise. What's the escape plan if you are wanted for murder in Florida?

I would think your best bet would be to try and sneak your way to the coast, scout around until you find a moored sailboat that seems unused in some time. Steal said sailboat and beeline it for international waters.

Once you are in international waters, you don't need a passport. Head to Haiti. Once in Haiti, pay off the necessary government officials to get a Haitian birth certificate and passport.

Fly to Europe and make your way to Poland. Find a low-level job at a farm or restaurant. Stay put for three years and gain citizenship. Start your new life as a Polish citizen who emigrated from Haiti.

What could go wrong!?!?!?

I have to admit, this sounds like a solid plan - at least somewhat haha.

Greatly underestimating how hard it would be to:

Steal a sailboat.

Operate a sailboat.

Navigate to Haiti.

Find a government official who won't just take your bribe money and then turn you over to the Americans for the reward money.

The real question is why the MSM has blown this into a massive story.

Women get murdered by their man every day.

Even pretty white ones.

So why this story?

I don't see a disclaimer suggesting this shouldn't be taken as legal advice. You'll be hearing from my lawyers if I get caught.

They just need to scour every single laundromat in the country until they find him washed up in one.

The Unkle wrote:

The real question is why the MSM has blown this into a massive story.

Women get murdered by their man every day.

Even pretty white ones.

So why this story?

Wrong, Unk. Laundry will never be found. He's in the ether now. He's sipping drinks on a beach in central America. He vaporized.

You need to back to Shinola.

The Unkle wrote:

The real question is why the MSM has blown this into a massive story.

Women get murdered by their man every day.

Even pretty white ones.

So why this story?

Name just ONE woman who has been murdered by her man every day.

Probably a psychopath though, which means he will only be focussing on himself and how badly his life will be affected by this. He may not be able to withstand his public image, amongst family and friends, being tarnished by the killing. But he won't care about the victim as he will have told himself she deserved it and even caused it, and he won't be suffering guilt or remorse.

His behaviour towards her has probably involved a lengthy period of coercive, controlling behaviour and abuse, either mental, physical or both, so in many ways, he will have been mentally prepared for harming her. I found the video of the victim in the car being interviewed by police quite telling, she was clearly terrified and upset, and Laundrie had managed to convince the police officers that she was the one in the wrong.

Most psychopaths don't kill. They do do things such as abuse their victims mentally and physically, but most are restrained by the likliehood of spending the rest of their lives in prison from doing serious crimes unless something happens to trigger a loss of control. Some then lose control, and of those, some kill again. But you shouldn't assume that only master criminals kill, most are carried out by husbands, partner or boyfriends of the victim, and only rarely by female psychopaths.

I'd be interested to discover whether Laundrie had a record of petty crime as a juvenile, or at least of truanting from school or of being a poor student, and whether he had a failure to hold down the same job for a reasonably lengthy period. Psychopaths who can hold down a job are amongst the most skilled type at deluding others, while those who cannot are less successful at doing the things that psychopaths want to achieve.

Yellowstone, Grand Teton, The Grand Canyon, Zion, Lake Powell, and Bryce Canyon NP. Years ago I worked at them all and would move on to a different ski resort in the winter. The days before I had to grow up and my 20s were a long ass vacation. I met lifelong friends at every single place and many more great people, but the common denominator between every single one of them was the many sketchy people that would also work there. Great stories of people going after each other while working in the kitchen with knives because they put to much ice cream in a sundae, trying to choke each other out while doing housekeeping because the sheets were not even, or simply getting wasted and the real racist comes out. A real life Netflix show for sure. So many people show up to the these places to seemingly escape another life and not take advantage of what the areas offer. And yes some people are on the run. Many times people would be tracked down by law enforcement and taken away. I will never forget the day the FBI choppered into the North Rim of the Grand Canyon and took an employee away. And these days with housing shortages in all areas around national parks and MANY more people living in national forests of which MANY comeback to the same campgrounds every summer to habitat. The Teton National Forest in packed with people these days as Jackson Hole has gotten Air BnB'd to death. Well has anyone thought that maybe Brian and Gabby met some people or someone in that dispersed campground and something or somehow something went down? Or maybe he did just leave her and someone else killed her? People meet up and travel all of the time on such travel adventures and when they get around a national park the question to others in town when they show up intending to camp for free, they ask locals where can I go? Some people meet up, hang out, part ways, and cross paths again later. I sure did. This could be a different rabbit hole. Two questions about such a scenario.. 1) Why is Brian seemingly on the run. 2) Why has no law enforcement agency named him as a murder suspect yet? #1 looks bad for Brian whether he killed her or not. #2 Are law enforcement agencies looking at such a possibility and they are not mentioning it as they are still investigating such possibilities. I guess the DNA match will twist things if the Aquaman Underoos his mom saved from his childhood do not match what they are seemingly looking for.

Send Clint Eastwood out to find him…There will be nothing left of him once he gets a hold of him

Williamson wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

Unclear if the parents helped him get away, but it appears that's possible.

I NEVER understand that kind of thing. If either of my children killed someone, I would advise them to turn themselves in and deal with the consequences, and I would assist the police in finding them if they tried to allude justice.

Doesn't Wyoming have the death penalty? That would weigh into a parent's decision about whether to help.

He's not going to be convicted of 1st degree murder and it is likely he just snapped during a heated argument. Reading his mind about a motive based on her being pregnant won't get the job done for the prosecution.

bet you can't wrote:

The Unkle wrote:

The real question is why the MSM has blown this into a massive story.

Women get murdered by their man every day.

Even pretty white ones.

So why this story?

Name just ONE woman who has been murdered by her man every day.

Is'nbt that the point he's making? Women are killed every day, but no one talks about it.