what age did you ____ (slightly personal lol)??

20, 20, 21. we are married now. i know it seems like everyone but you is getting laid all the time, but take all of those "hook up" stories with a grain of salt (assuming you're at college). there are plenty of people just like you, but none of them want to admit it, or they might even lie about it.

i say this as only a semi-joke: intercourse is temporary, PRs are forever. i absolutely sucked at running after i started dating my now wife. relationships are stressful. make of that anecdote what you will.

20

24

23

I was a ‘late bloomer’ but no regrets.

I can second that notion, I lied about it a couple of times in high school, but no one ever pressed me on details because they didn’t give a crap. Having sex won’t take the virgin out of you - being a man who is confident will take the “virgin” out of you. And if you’re already a confident man, you’ll be proud to be a virgin should you choose to be one.

Wow, I don’t know whether to take these stories seriously, but I feel like some of you are making stuff up. I grew up in the 80s though.

A. 12

B. 12

C. 16

a. 12 b. 15 c. 16 I remember watching the 40 year old virgin as a desperate teen and worrying that I'd wind up in a similar situation. So silly. It'll happen when it happens.

calfshrug wrote:

Having sex won’t take the virgin out of you - being a man who is confident will take the “virgin” out of you.

Teacher: "Okay class, everyone will be giving presentations today. Who would like to go first?

calfshrug: "I'll go first!"

Teacher: "Thank you, calfshrug. I appreciate your confidence."

calfshrug: "Did you all see that? I just got LAID!"

llort_vbo wrote:

Wow, I don’t know whether to take these stories seriously, but I feel like some of you are making stuff up. I grew up in the 80s though.

A. 12

B. 12

C. 16

Same exact numbers and I still regret not taking c) when offered at 14. Some of these responses are crazy.

dumbassMF wrote:

Same exact numbers and I still regret not taking c) when offered at 14. Some of these responses are crazy.

C happened right near my birthday. We tried but got caught by a dog walker in the woods. So I went from 15 -> 16.

Later on, my gf lived in a townhouse and I was visiting. I plunged the toilet for her mom when it got clogged and we didn’t know why. Up comes a rubber and her mom goes, ‘it must have been the last people.’ They had lived at the place for 6 months at that point. Talk about awkward. Her mom totally saved the day there.

llort_vbo wrote:

dumbassMF wrote:

Same exact numbers and I still regret not taking c) when offered at 14. Some of these responses are crazy.

C happened right near my birthday. We tried but got caught by a dog walker in the woods. So I went from 15 -> 16.

Later on, my gf lived in a townhouse and I was visiting. I plunged the toilet for her mom when it got clogged and we didn’t know why. Up comes a rubber and her mom goes, ‘it must have been the last people.’ They had lived at the place for 6 months at that point. Talk about awkward. Her mom totally saved the day there.

A girl who was about 22 at the time told me that when she was 15 her 18 year old sister taught her BJs, using the older sister's boyfriend as a practice dummy. Her sister would demonstrate and then she would try it etc. About a month after I mentioned this to my friend he said "tell me again about the BJ lessons"...

Too bad there's no time machine.

a. 16

b. 19

c. 18

My answers feel pretty average

a) 15

b) 15

c) 17

I thought this guy was a whack job, loser with no real life experience, but now I KNOW that stuff.

a. 3(maybe 4) years old.

b. I want to say 12, but I didn't have what I would consider my first "real" girlfriend until 16.

c. 18

I couldve had c at 13 believe it or not.

Sham 69 wrote:

I couldve had c at 13 believe it or not.

Coulda woulda shoulda.

My friend used to talk about being molested by his babysitter. She was 14-16 while he was 6-8. He liked the shock value of saying that he was so glad he was molested and that it was awesome. His sister backed up his story. At some point it's just weird, but I do wish I cashed in at 14.

A & B super early. C at age 17 but worth the wait. Still the most beautiful girl I had ever even seen.

1. First kiss at 16

2. First girlfriend at 17

3. Lost virginity at 18

It’s definitely not a race. I did very well with women after that. Not a big deal. I would rather start later and avoid the pitfalls of dating/sex prior to being prepared to emotionally handle it.

OK. Macho man..let's test your resolve and honor...you can call me a whack job with no life experience...but in your narrative, life experience means

1) Rehab from an addiction ( note: I've never needed rehab)

2) therapeutic medicines for a real (or assumed or granted) conditi

3) jail time

4) prison time

5) DUI

6) DWI

7) rave attendee

8) alcoholic

9) nicotene freak

10) drug pusher

11) drunk in public

12) domestic violence

13) aggravated assault

14) schizophrenia

Right..my life experience has been focusing on aiding and assisting children, students, athletes, international students and immigrants or descendants of immigrants.

My life experience perpetuates GOOD.

Yours perpetuates resentment and angst.

Have a seat, Junior

glory days wrote:

A. 11

B. 11

C. 17

I need to add, A and B were in the 70s, C the early 80s. C would have been more like 12 or 13 if the A/B girl hadn't moved away, she was nuts.

There's something very, very wrong with today's youngish generation, but I think we are all aware of that.

Are you really 47 and still a virgin? If so, I'll pledge $50 to get you a hooker.