Bought a house about 6 months ago and love it. The only problem is my neighbor is insane.
She seems to think she has the right to use my driveway as her own (she even refers to it as “her driveway”). She walks around in it, wheels her trash barrels up and down it, etc. When I asked her to stop, she refused. When I asked again, she called the police on me and told them I was following her around in “her” driveway and that I was threatening her (totally untrue). She built a fence on a portion of our property line, then said it was because I “told her she had to build it and she has my demands in writing” (total fabrication).
When I said I planned to build an additional length of fence on the same property line to fully divide the properties, she came to my front door, screamed at me in front of my child for about 30 minutes, and threatened to sue me. She said she we can’t get along because she’s a Jew and I’m a WASP (…I’m not, but whatever).
What the hell do I do with this lady?
(Hilarious side note: she’s a therapist for a living).