Did Matt Gaetz have sex with a 17-year old? Or is the victim of an extortion plot?

highhoppingworm wrote:

sp2 wrote:

He's going to jail, you pinhead. It's not going to 'help him.'

And for the 17th time, since 96% of the guys here appear to be stunningly ignorant about, well, pretty much *everything that matters*, having sex with teenage girls (and paying them for it) is roughly ONE PERCENT of the crime Gaetz has committed during, and before, his tenure in Congress --which is coming to an end very soon.

And an extra little reminder of *reality* for you quasi-Nazi Trump-supporting vegetables: Gaetz was *directly* involved in the blatantly treasonous coup attempt on Jan 6th.

Since you're clearly awfully slow on the uptake, I'll help you with the significance: that means Gaetz has *direct* knowledge of Trump's role in the planning --along with every other monstrous scumbag on Trump's 'A-Team.'

Are you starting to see the point yet, or do you still need more help?

Gaetz, when he's faced with a long jail-term in the near future, will be *desperately* looking for someone to rat on, in exchange for leniency from the courts.

Unfortunately for Li'l Matty, the only way he's gonna help himself at all is if he's got something really good on someone much more *highly* placed than himself.

You know who's much more highly placed than himself? I'll give you some hints: It's about 6 feet tall, but pretends to be 6'3; weighs about 300 lbs, but pretends to be 230; is the color of a bag of stale Cheetos; and resembles a large bag of rancid meat with a dead ferret on its head.

Gaetz is *still* going to jail, no matter how much squealing he does, but he's gonna do some *major* damage to his criminal quasi-Nazi 'cause' in the process.

Watch, and learn.

Setting aside the fact that I agree with you...

This post is comedy gold. Excellent writing. I almost woke up my son sleeping on me because of the chuckling. Carry on.

highhoppingworm wrote:

sp2 wrote:

He's going to jail, you pinhead. It's not going to 'help him.'

And for the 17th time, since 96% of the guys here appear to be stunningly ignorant about, well, pretty much *everything that matters*, having sex with teenage girls (and paying them for it) is roughly ONE PERCENT of the crime Gaetz has committed during, and before, his tenure in Congress --which is coming to an end very soon.

And an extra little reminder of *reality* for you quasi-Nazi Trump-supporting vegetables: Gaetz was *directly* involved in the blatantly treasonous coup attempt on Jan 6th.

Since you're clearly awfully slow on the uptake, I'll help you with the significance: that means Gaetz has *direct* knowledge of Trump's role in the planning --along with every other monstrous scumbag on Trump's 'A-Team.'

Are you starting to see the point yet, or do you still need more help?

Gaetz, when he's faced with a long jail-term in the near future, will be *desperately* looking for someone to rat on, in exchange for leniency from the courts.

Unfortunately for Li'l Matty, the only way he's gonna help himself at all is if he's got something really good on someone much more *highly* placed than himself.

You know who's much more highly placed than himself? I'll give you some hints: It's about 6 feet tall, but pretends to be 6'3; weighs about 300 lbs, but pretends to be 230; is the color of a bag of stale Cheetos; and resembles a large bag of rancid meat with a dead ferret on its head.

Gaetz is *still* going to jail, no matter how much squealing he does, but he's gonna do some *major* damage to his criminal quasi-Nazi 'cause' in the process.

Watch, and learn.

Setting aside the fact that I agree with you...

This post is comedy gold. Excellent writing. I almost woke up my son sleeping on me because of the chuckling. Carry on.

highhoppingworm wrote:

sp2 wrote:

He's going to jail, you pinhead. It's not going to 'help him.'

And for the 17th time, since 96% of the guys here appear to be stunningly ignorant about, well, pretty much *everything that matters*, having sex with teenage girls (and paying them for it) is roughly ONE PERCENT of the crime Gaetz has committed during, and before, his tenure in Congress --which is coming to an end very soon.

And an extra little reminder of *reality* for you quasi-Nazi Trump-supporting vegetables: Gaetz was *directly* involved in the blatantly treasonous coup attempt on Jan 6th.

Since you're clearly awfully slow on the uptake, I'll help you with the significance: that means Gaetz has *direct* knowledge of Trump's role in the planning --along with every other monstrous scumbag on Trump's 'A-Team.'

Are you starting to see the point yet, or do you still need more help?

Gaetz, when he's faced with a long jail-term in the near future, will be *desperately* looking for someone to rat on, in exchange for leniency from the courts.

Unfortunately for Li'l Matty, the only way he's gonna help himself at all is if he's got something really good on someone much more *highly* placed than himself.

You know who's much more highly placed than himself? I'll give you some hints: It's about 6 feet tall, but pretends to be 6'3; weighs about 300 lbs, but pretends to be 230; is the color of a bag of stale Cheetos; and resembles a large bag of rancid meat with a dead ferret on its head.

Gaetz is *still* going to jail, no matter how much squealing he does, but he's gonna do some *major* damage to his criminal quasi-Nazi 'cause' in the process.

Watch, and learn.

Setting aside the fact that I agree with you...

This post is comedy gold. Excellent writing. I almost woke up my son sleeping on me because of the chuckling. Carry on.