Cancel Sesame Street wrote:
Cancel Sesame Street wrote:
A Distressing Update
A Distressing Update: 2
As you have surely seen reported, overnight more allegations have been made against myself, CSS. A frankly stunning number of current and former employee-activists with the National Association for the Advancement of the Cancelation of Sesame Street (NAACSS) have come forward with startlingly similar allegations that I, CSS, while in a position of power and influence as the founder, CEO, and lead predawn yoga instructor at this seminal organization, made them feel personally unsolicited subconcious and even hyperconcious sexual longing and desire.
This is an allegation that I and the entire board of NAACSS are treating with the gravity it clearly deserves. Nobody in a position of influence and power should, intentionally or otherwise, provoke feelings of lust and/or sexual longing in the heart, mind, or reproductive organs of colleagues and subordinates in a professional environment.
Although there has been no suggestion that I, CSS, physically touched or made any verbal suggestion of romantic or sexual interest, my position of power combined with (you haven't seen me, but trust me on this) exceptionally good lucks and overwhelming primal sexual charisma made me an emotional predator against my own will. I must use the vast resources at my disposal to find ways to temper this appeal before I enter the presence of a public or professional environment.
The lusty fascination I elicit even seems to translate over Zoom, so I'll have to find a way to fix that too.
I am growing and learning and will do better.
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