BDG wrote:
Future cool thread ideas for you, FASTERTHANU:
"Funniest thing you've ever said on a run?" Wouldn't be funny out of context, but had something to do with a friends girlfriend and her strange sexual fetishes.
"Biggest shit you've ever taken on a run?" How about the nasties shit? Pretty damn nasty.
"Silliest conversation you've ever had on a run?" Debate over accuracy of plotted course to the last meter...
"Worst thing you've ever eaten on a run?" Fruit off tree, still not sure what kind-of fruit it was, but it tasted like poision.
"Farthest you've ever fallen on a trail run?" Pretty far, was just running along, root came out of nowhere, fell and slid on my stomack an impressive distance.
"Worst shoes you've ever run in?" Mizuno...just don't fit my feet.
"Grossest thing you've ever coughed up on a run?" Hair balls, pet ownership leaves things to be desired.
"Nastiest thing you've ever stepped in on a run?"
Dog shit, although common, it just cna't get worse.
"Highest fence you've ever climbed over on a run?" mmmm... 10ft and barbed!
"Worst sunburn you've ever gotten on a run?" Peeled for a week.
"Most annoying hiccup attack you've ever had on a run?" That's actually never happened to me. wow, a biological function not yet experienced on a run.
"Most snot you've ever blown out of your nose on a run?" I've had runs where the snot just kept running out of my nose continuoulsly.
"Ugliest person you've ever run with?"
That's not nice, but My coach would probably be the winner , one ugly, bald guy.
"Strangest animal you've ever stepped on on a run? Snake.
"Funkiest song you've ever sung on a run?" If you can sing, you aren't running hard enough...
"Funniest outfit you've ever worn on a run?" I don't wear alota clothes when I run. Better question: Least clothes you've ever worn? NONE, streaking is FUN.
Hope that helps you out...