In the spirit of a boy named Sue, how about Tinkerbell?
In the spirit of a boy named Sue, how about Tinkerbell?
It’s very important that whatever this site becomes, threads like this are still allowed. I’m dead serious.
I've tried going through all the mocking nicknames the kid will receive and they won't budge. They don't care about the ridicule or bullying he could face in school. This area in Kansas while not totally backwoods isn't a fraction as progressive as LA or Portland. I don't think changing my name would work, because I'm known professionally by my pen name.
What a great name ?
How far along is she in the pregnancy?
Or is this for a future conception?
I was friends with a girl named Jenna Talia in high school. She claimed her parents did that on purpose. Actually, I can't remember anyone but her joking about the name, but maybe it was worse for her when she was younger.
Flagpole wrote:
He could go by AU for short, and then his nickname could be "Gold".
If the parents didn't have a combined IQ of 100, this could work. Alas...
Some people are progressive and enlightened. Some aren't. Jump on board or not. Got it.
let humans live wrote:
Some people are progressive and enlightened. Some aren't. Jump on board or not. Got it.
What does this mean? Enlightened to what? Lazy living with a local coffee in one hand and a new iPhone Louis XIV in the other surfing PikPockit? I'm curious. Thanks
Wow, folks. So I drove my brother home after a night of beers and dnd at my place. After his drow ranger had a few bad rolls, he started drinking pretty hard. Anyways, I felt obliged to walk him to the bedroom, you know make sure he got up the stairs ok. When we reached the room, we discovered his wife in bed with a trainer from the gym. A heated argument ensured, in which his wife divulged that the child isn't even his. My brother is sleeping it off on my couch right now, but I can't picture a scenario where a divorce isn't in the near future.
Kyle of Kansas wrote:
Wow, folks. So I drove my brother home after a night of beers and dnd at my place. After his drow ranger had a few bad rolls, he started drinking pretty hard. Anyways, I felt obliged to walk him to the bedroom, you know make sure he got up the stairs ok. When we reached the room, we discovered his wife in bed with a trainer from the gym. A heated argument ensured, in which his wife divulged that the child isn't even his. My brother is sleeping it off on my couch right now, but I can't picture a scenario where a divorce isn't in the near future.
Your phony story could have at least been more exciting had you brought Bigfoot into the picture. Yeah, like substituting "a trainer from the gym" with "Bigfoot".
I happen to know your family. The pregnant mom's grandfather's name was Absolute Unit Smith. Naming the baby boy after the granddad's first and middle names is honorable. My grandpa's name was Genius Breath Anderson. I was named Robert Jackson and my surname, but, amazingly, for my entire adult life, people have been answering me with, "NO, Genius Breath!" What a swell way of honoring my grandfather!
Show them this video
Nickname = Abs. So he better work on his to match the name
Absolute Tools
Nickname? wrote:
What would his nickname be?
Kelvin? Rankine? Bar(a)?
Certainly not Celsius, Fahrenheit or Bar(g), since those are relative units.
I’m super pissed someone stole my Kelvin joke already.
I’d suggest becoming less gullible
It’s 2020. I say go for it.