Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

"far worse..."

RunDreamRun wrote:

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

The only thing that would be funnier is if they were rival clowns for children's birthdays. Clown drama.

The greatest horror movie yet to be made, scarring children for worse than Bambi.

lol.

Yup, it would go quickly from pie in the face and whoopee cushions to cutting brake lines and hidden camera blackmail.

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

RunDreamRun wrote:

The greatest horror movie yet to be made, scarring children for worse than Bambi.

lol.

Yup, it would go quickly from pie in the face and whoopee cushions to cutting brake lines and hidden camera blackmail.

We were close to getting hidden camera blackmail, but Ken slept in that morning. Mike and Ken, perfect together.

printer wrote:

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

lol.

Yup, it would go quickly from pie in the face and whoopee cushions to cutting brake lines and hidden camera blackmail.

We were close to getting hidden camera blackmail, but Ken slept in that morning. Mike and Ken, perfect together.

Yup. He Rossi'ed another Rossi by Rossi.

This gives me an idea. I'm going to follow Mikey to his next 5k and secretly film him. Instead of posting it for all you basement dwellers to enjoy, I'll ask Mike if he wants to buy it. You know, Like that single copy of the Wu Tang Clan album. Maybe, I'll get an MB condo out of the deal.

Christmas Eve Ken dressed as Santa gets stuck in Mike's chimney trying to break in and steal all Mike's medals and gps data a la Ethan Hawke and the Grinch. No one is home and Ken would normally not survive but he finds the equivalent of 4 bags worth of Cheetos in his belly folds and drinks rainwater and lasts a week.

Meanwhile Mike is camped outside Kens place waiting to throw down his dukes but Ken never shows. A week of silence from both Ken and Mike on the forum and twitter occurs.

Until ken finally loses enough weight to escape and Mike gives up. After 7!days they both return home. Unfulfilled

I love how many of the recent followers of our cheater, liar and bully Mike Rossi are spam, young "girls", porn spam, etc. What a family guy. Yeah, life at home must really be good.

goProPro wrote:

Christmas Eve Ken dressed as Santa gets stuck in Mike's chimney trying to break in and steal all Mike's medals and gps data a la Ethan Hawke and the Grinch. No one is home and Ken would normally not survive but he finds the equivalent of 4 bags worth of Cheetos in his belly folds and drinks rainwater and lasts a week.

Meanwhile Mike is camped outside Kens place waiting to throw down his dukes but Ken never shows. A week of silence from both Ken and Mike on the forum and twitter occurs.

Until ken finally loses enough weight to escape and Mike gives up. After 7!days they both return home. Unfulfilled

I eat nacho cheese milkshakes bro. Get it right.

Multivitamin wrote:

I think these secondary challenges of $10,000 were kind of a mistake. They kind of detract from the main point, that his 3:11 was a blatant, ridiculous, farcical cheat. He could never run 3:11, not with Jack Daniels or Pete Pfitzinger coaching him personally, and not even with a pharmacy full of PEDs.

But if it weren't for the 5k challenge, we'd never have the antics at the Turkey Trot, followed by the Nike+ training log. Those were pretty amusing, so maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.

Maybe with PEDs, and if he was paid to live and breathe running. But with approaching age 50, it doesn't look promising

LMR wrote:

goProPro wrote:

Christmas Eve Ken dressed as Santa gets stuck in Mike's chimney trying to break in and steal all Mike's medals and gps data a la Ethan Hawke and the Grinch. No one is home and Ken would normally not survive but he finds the equivalent of 4 bags worth of Cheetos in his belly folds and drinks rainwater and lasts a week.

Meanwhile Mike is camped outside Kens place waiting to throw down his dukes but Ken never shows. A week of silence from both Ken and Mike on the forum and twitter occurs.

Until ken finally loses enough weight to escape and Mike gives up. After 7!days they both return home. Unfulfilled

Wow! That wasn't even close to being funny. Please take the time to watch some comedy movies and return when you've developed sense of humor.

THANKS!!!

It was pretty funny. I like the part about waiting to lose enough weight to plot on the ground.

LMR wrote:

goProPro wrote:

Christmas Eve Ken dressed as Santa gets stuck in Mike's chimney trying to break in and steal all Mike's medals and gps data a la Ethan Hawke and the Grinch. No one is home and Ken would normally not survive but he finds the equivalent of 4 bags worth of Cheetos in his belly folds and drinks rainwater and lasts a week.

Meanwhile Mike is camped outside Kens place waiting to throw down his dukes but Ken never shows. A week of silence from both Ken and Mike on the forum and twitter occurs.

Until ken finally loses enough weight to escape and Mike gives up. After 7!days they both return home. Unfulfilled

Wow! That wasn't even close to being funny. Please take the time to watch some comedy movies and return when you've developed sense of humor.

THANKS!!!

Are you seriously trying to pretend to be an expert on comedy? You of all people?

RunDreamRun wrote:

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

The only thing that would be funnier is if they were rival clowns for children's birthdays. Clown drama.

The greatest horror movie yet to be made, scarring children for worse than Bambi.

Kenneth StiIlman IS the saddest clown

It's funny cause you would have died from starvation had you not discovered 4 bags of Cheetos in your fat folds.

How did they get there? How long have they been there? We're they classic or flaming hot?

Plus, you got stuck in a chimney. That is always funny.

I78 Rossi Lane wrote:

RunDreamRun wrote:

The greatest horror movie yet to be made, scarring children for worse than Bambi.

Kenneth StiIlman IS the saddest clown

Seriously, how hilarious would it be if Ken and Mike started talking about how the other one sucks at being a clown? We'd learn all kinds of stuff about the clown culture, clown fights , the dynamics of clown careers. It would even rival the other clown kollege we here about so often on this site.

Just because you don't get it Kenny doesn't mean I'll explain it to you.

Rant on little man.

LMR wrote:

And then I'll mention Mike's kids and how they are failing in school and you cry to the brojo's to have me banned.

What's new?

You're a disgrace.

This thread is seriously derailed. May I suggest we all step away from the keyboards until Mike posts something else about running on Twitter? Running. Just running.

May I also suggest we ignore LMR in the meantime?

Guy who gives +1 wrote:

This thread is seriously derailed. May I suggest we all step away from the keyboards until Mike posts something else about running on Twitter? Running. Just running.

May I also suggest we ignore LMR in the meantime?

Hmmmmmmm......... nah!

Yup.