Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

I wonder if Mike is trying to get this thread deleted because NYC is right around the corner and it is about to get real that he cheated. As if the Boston result wasn't enough. He can blame injuries on every run, if that is the case needs to try Cross Fit or cycling or lifting or something. Just not running.

Loofa Dog wrote:

I wonder if Mike is trying to get this thread deleted because NYC is right around the corner and it is about to get real that he cheated. As if the Boston result wasn't enough. He can blame injuries on every run, if that is the case needs to try Cross Fit or cycling or lifting or something. Just not running.

He's already said that he is pacing a friend for 6 hours. New York is going to tell us nothing

He has a distinct dislike for crow.

EZPass Mike wrote:

I hope Bart doesn't have to make a decision regarding dinner. He doesn't often make the right choice.

Oops...remember who you are talking about. He cheats AND lies with equal abandon.

SaraB wrote:

Loofa Dog wrote:

I wonder if Mike is trying to get this thread deleted because NYC is right around the corner and it is about to get real that he cheated. As if the Boston result wasn't enough. He can blame injuries on every run, if that is the case needs to try Cross Fit or cycling or lifting or something. Just not running.

He's already said that he is pacing a friend for 6 hours. New York is going to tell us nothing

finisher medaL. wrote:

fLnLsher medai. wrote:

I know you can. I was just trying to advise you that there's an imposter who keeps using my name. You'll know him because he keeps changing the letters between upper and lower case to confuse people. Just ignore him.

Your posts are so funny! Starbucks? Meds? WOW!

Guess you couldn't hack it as bored troiier huh?

BTW how is the job search going fLnLsher medai?

LOL!

"Guess you couldn't hack it as bored troiier huh?" - Please leave any bored troller type references out of your handle fight. As the original 'bored troller', who is now occasionally associated with the infantile handle thief 'bored troLLer' (see his "ode to SaraB" at the bottom of the previous page), it's a touchy subject for me.

bored troiier wrote:

"Guess you couldn't hack it as bored troiier huh?" - Please leave any bored troller type references out of your handle fight. As the original 'bored troller', who is now occasionally associated with the infantile handle thief 'bored troLLer' (see his "ode to SaraB" at the bottom of the previous page), it's a touchy subject for me.

Anyone with half a brain can figure out who's the imposter.

"Touchy subject"? OMFG what a f'in loser.

This is the best Sara Smile...

finisher medaL. wrote:

gatorade&vodka wrote:

I'm at the expo now. No sign of Mike but Bart Yasso is hanging around the Runner's World booth.

G&V PLEASE talk to Yasso . . . if anything just say:

"Mike Rossi"

and relay his respone.

Sorry, I was busy doing more productive things like buying a pint glass and sampling every flavor of Powerbar.

gatorade&vodka wrote:

finisher medaL. wrote:

G&V PLEASE talk to Yasso . . . if anything just say:

"Mike Rossi"

and relay his respone.

Sorry, I was busy doing more productive things like buying a pint glass and sampling every flavor of Powerbar.

I see I see.

Gatorade and vokda is your POST-race elixir.

NICE!

POLL: What are the odds that...

1) Ross(i) clocks in at every timing mat? (must declare number of mats)

2) Ross(i) appears in more than 3 on course photos? (must declare number of photos)

3) Ross(i) appears in more than 3 on course photos with the same person he is supposedly "pacing"? (see #2)

Rojo/Wejo - LetsRun T-Shirt to the poster who gets closest to all 3?

bored troLLer wrote:

bored troiier wrote:

"Guess you couldn't hack it as bored troiier huh?" - Please leave any bored troller type references out of your handle fight. As the original 'bored troller', who is now occasionally associated with the infantile handle thief 'bored troLLer' (see his "ode to SaraB" at the bottom of the previous page), it's a touchy subject for me.

Anyone with half a brain can figure out who's the imposter.

"Touchy subject"? OMFG what a f'in loser.

This is the best Sara Smile...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh7y--Mc7kk

She sounds like Karen Carpenter, love it

bored troLLer wrote:

Anyone with half a brain can figure out who's the imposter.

"Touchy subject"? OMFG what a f'in loser.

AWWWW

Baby want his bottle?

LOL!

Another fav response from Mike is to say that everyone is obsessed with him. He is the master of obsession, mr #nosleeptillboston. You may have deleted his blog, but your stupid little motivational quotes are eternalized in this thread. How did that work out for you? Got you and your family embroiled in some embarrassing $hit and now you live life butt hurt 24/7. I am obsessed for sure, with watching your lie fall apart with every pathetic race result you produce. I'm also obsessed with getting daily laughs at your expense. Thank you for providing free clown services.

Btw, those vague tweets are not wining votes amongst friends and customers, you sound like a 14y/o girl. How about registering a username here and jumping in this shark tank? We won't ask you the obvious questions we already know answers to, we'll just ask about your training, on-air career and how you keep that hair so beautiful. It's a win-win no?

No one, even he-who-shall-not-be-named, gives two green sh*ts about Mike's miserable life. Knowing he is equally liar and cheater makes him an oddity of immense entertainment. As for the hair, the cat dispensed a reasonable facsimile thereof this morning on the patio. Let us not dissuade Mike from stepping from the clown car. We must reach 20,000 posts first.

This thread is really getting bogged down lately. Lots of arguing over semantics and double and triple fakeout usernames. Pretty boring really. We need more laughing at Mike's expense. So, I surfed the Dark Internet to find an old picture of Mike when he was co-hosting a local dance show.

I thought it might shed some light on the debate about his hair. Actually, it has made me more confused then ever about whatever that is on top of his head:

http://imgur.com/g6yXNjg

OMG! Is that not GOLD!!!

rexthebex wrote:

This thread is really getting bogged down lately. Lots of arguing over semantics and double and triple fakeout usernames. Pretty boring really. We need more laughing at Mike's expense. So, I surfed the Dark Internet to find an old picture of Mike when he was co-hosting a local dance show.

I thought it might shed some light on the debate about his hair. Actually, it has made me more confused then ever about whatever that is on top of his head:

http://imgur.com/g6yXNjg

rexthebex wrote:

This thread is really getting bogged down lately. Lots of arguing over semantics and double and triple fakeout usernames. Pretty boring really. We need more laughing at Mike's expense. So, I surfed the Dark Internet to find an old picture of Mike when he was co-hosting a local dance show.

I thought it might shed some light on the debate about his hair. Actually, it has made me more confused then ever about whatever that is on top of his head:

http://imgur.com/g6yXNjg

Re: the Thing on top of Rossi's head -

That is what is known in the industry as "Radio Hair".

So how is it you and Mike posted this same pic within minutes of each other?

rexthebex wrote:

This thread is really getting bogged down lately. Lots of arguing over semantics and double and triple fakeout usernames. Pretty boring really. We need more laughing at Mike's expense. So, I surfed the Dark Internet to find an old picture of Mike when he was co-hosting a local dance show.

I thought it might shed some light on the debate about his hair. Actually, it has made me more confused then ever about whatever that is on top of his head:

http://imgur.com/g6yXNjg

OK then, just give us the link to where you found it on the Internet rather where you uploaded it to

Hi Monster Mike!