Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

elephino wrote:

LMR wrote:

You are making fun his pants. Did somebody say that I WASN'T HELPING HERE?

Gotta side with Ken here. I'm one who called him out for not helping and for focusing on his irrelevant (to running) personal catfight with Rossi, but he's right that if you're ridiculing him for his pants you've really lost focus.

+1

But you can't really expect a nonrunner who came to this thread after thousands of posts to really contribute anything new or useful though, you know?

But I have learned a great deal about wedding jobs and the type of people who do them!

Ken, newsflash: you don't make the fvcking rules here. You don't even fvcking run. Get off your goddam high horse and away from your computer. You are physically and mentally unhealthy.

P.S. anyone who doesn't think Rossi's white pants are worthy of scorn must not have seen that photo. I cringe to think someone can't enjoy life even a little bit to celebrate in the mockery of those pants.

Someone seems to be supporting him on Twitter, maybe he's got some proof. Even on an androgel IV Mike is going to have to train his ass off to get close to 20min. Based on pictures, it doesn't seem his old and weak body could support running more than 3 times per week though. Come to think of it that 4:01 is a real miracle.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

UnregisteredUsername wrote:

There is no new evidence, Ken.

I was hoping for the Garmin track Mike's recent 5K PB pacer must have somewhere.

We need to investigate his Twitter defender. It's likely a Rossi alias.

LMR wrote:

rexthebex wrote:

hahaha, his pants!

You are making fun his pants. Did somebody say that I WASN'T HELPING HERE?

YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

somebloke wrote:

LMR wrote:

You are making fun his pants. Did somebody say that I WASN'T HELPING HERE?

YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

I have said this 842 times.

YOU ARE JUST NOW HEARING IT KEN?

Maybe your wedding dj volumes are hurting your hearing and the hot nacho smore eye drops are blinding you.

You don't know anything about running. You cannot help and never have.

With no Mike posting today I think it was pretty easy to call out his DJ minions. So now we all know your screen names and know who to avoid replaying to.

As far as my media connection and the story, I still have to do some work because I still have to prove there was no investigation. Something that none of you are willing to do. I have runners to contact and get their statements that they were never contacted.

There is a process to having a story like this written. I could have just had my contact write another story about the cheating based on the Brojo's article, but none of those seemed to help much. I know all you minions, as well as Mike, don't want this story written.

Because this will be the nail in the coffin. The end result will be that Barb has to decide if she is going to DQ Mike or be embarrassed in the media and risk negative publicity for all the races she makes money from. And I think I know which way she'll go. I'll keep everyone informed of the progress. It doesn't even matter if mike knows, because he can't get to my connection or intimidate her. This story s something he can't stop, and you minions will not get me to stop posting.

The Brojo's haven't banned me and it's their forums.

The focus should be on what if anything can be done to get a DQ or a confession.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

I was hoping for the Garmin track Mike's recent 5K PB pacer must have somewhere.

Track workout, sorry.

Ken, I was looking for a succinct, subtle way of saying this, but nothing comes to mind, so all I can say is, as far as the story and your investigation goes, you're full of shit, that's what my TroII-o-Meter is telling me anyway.

You fool if you read any other threads you'd know some of us were long before you and Mike started wresting in the kiddy pool. There are no minions left .... you are freakin dellusional.

GO SEARCH MY DAMN SCREEN NAME!

BTW you gonna start stalking runners who ran that race?

Check em out on Facebook?

Look up this charity's tax filings?

Geolocate them with your mad IP address skills?

Dude you got mad stalking I mean "investigative" skills.

FREAKIN WEIRDO STOP SHOWING YOUR SON HOW TO BE A STALKER!

He is gonna read this stuff on the internet one day. Is he gonna love nazis and the confederates like you? Or will he hate everything you stand for and grow up to be an incredibly strong runner and a man who stands up to people in real life not on the internet?

If you wanna stand up to Mike cause he was mean to you on Facebook then go to his house and talk to him like a man. Seriously, stop playing Facebook and Twitter wars on a site for runners.

Fcking runners Ken. Look in the mirror.

Surely you kept splits for each lap then? No one does a track workout without keeping lap times.

Seriously, Mike, put a LITTLE effort into this.

If you ran a 20:47 on the track, it means you averaged 6:41 per mile. That means you averaged about 100 seconds per lap, or 1:40. Runners tend to refer to their lap times in seconds and not minutes. We say stuff like "I ran a 75 for that lap" instead of "I ran 1:15 for that lap." We call these "splits."

So if you want to keep spinning this ridiculous yarn, at least go through the effort to add up some numbers so that they'll equal 1247 seconds. For example, say you ran a 99, 98, 102, 103, then back down to a 99 or something. Please, make it plausible. Do not say that you averaged 100,100, 100, 100. Also, do not suddenly put in a 59 second lap, claiming that you "put the hammer down," because that line was already used by Tabatha Hamilton when she cheated at the Chickamauga Battlefield Marathon.

If you're going to cheat, at least do a good job of it.

Ok while we're doing a school lesson let's give him a sample he may be familiar with:

120, 116, 115, 8, 2, 5, 113

You see, Mike, you have to remember that you NEED TO RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE TRACK FOR A LAP. You got to remember that part k

Who is "We"????

Has anyone ever seen Ken Stillman and Mike Rossi in the same place at the same time??

I am starting to think it is like Fight Club and Ken and Mike are the same person but do not realize it.

ROFL you are right

I wanted to stop by Davison, Michigan on my next cross country trip and pay a visit to one of the all-time greatest cheats ever, Kip Litton aka David Kipling Litton. I just want to see this guy in person and see how he acts and behaves in real life. Fascinating.

Now I also want to visit NJ/PA/etc and see this guy named Mike Rossi. I want to see if he really is a cowboy or not with the cowboy hat on.

Another tweet saying he ran 3:11:45 and how we are haters and homewreckers?

How am I a hater Mike if my marathon time is much faster than that?

Mike, I saw your tweet and straight away thought of Lance, then scrolled down and saw the Christian Prior tweet, I'm guessing most people will be thinking the same.

The Prior tweet won't stay there long.

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Mike Rossi

‏@mikerossi22 Yes, we raised a lot of $$$ for cops today. #haters, #hacks & #homewreckers...what did you do today? NOTHING Mike 3:11:45

8:36 PM - 3 Aug 2015

Christian Prior @cprior_ · 7m7 minutes ago

@mikerossi22 #hacks Raising the charity shield equals #cheater. We learned that from Armstrong. Greetings from Europe!

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Also, I guess he could raise a lot more if he took up the Brojo's challenge