THat is officially one of the-no the-funniest s*** I've ever seen in all of my 18 years on this earth, I know the conservative people that run this sight wouldn't do it but that should definetely be on the front page of let's run, it's just too perfect.
Jeffrey Spegalman wrote:
Your kid sucks, I ran 15:38 in the mile when I was still a fetus.
Your gerbil probably gets a lot of anaerobic resistance training trying to crawl back out of your rectum !!
How is she doing now? She ought to be able to do 8X 400 in <4:00 with 2 min. rest. That ought to get her down to 15:30. Is she making this kind of progress?
A pregnant woman ran a 20:37 5K. Does that qualify the fetus as running 20:37? Actually, since she was "showing" just a little the fetus ran 20:36!
It wasn't my baby (I don't think).
Update: My daughter just turned 4 the other day and prepartions have begun for her next mile. I predict that she gets under 14:00. Anyone care to take bets on this?
This kid is coming up on 5 years old by now? Is she under 12:00 yet? Is she training for her first marathon?
My 3-year old daughter ran 9:22 for 1600m, chasing her grandmother barefoot, not a full mile, but 1600m nonetheless, on a track. I'd have to say that she does have good genes...
How come VIPAM hasn't started a thread about this chick yet?
all of this is VERY impressive......
HOWEVER.. .what might be even more impressive is the fact that I ran a 4:12 mile with a large dildo up my bum-bum!
that has DEFINITELY got to be a record!!!!!!!!!
The Insider wrote:
Update: My daughter just turned 4 the other day and prepartions have begun for her next mile. I predict that she gets under 14:00.
The kid is now 5. What can she run these days? Just remember you only have about 12 more years until she starts to get hips and boobs, so its important not to waste any time.
If she is under 11:00 I want the honor of being the first Letsrun poster to accuse her of drug use.
My 6 month old is sleeping in the C.A.T. altitude crib, I crank it up 10,000 ft. every night. Then, every day I throw him in the deep end of the pol and force him to tread water for an hour.. since he can't walk yet. Someday I should be able to expunge my own short comings as a runner through forcing him to run fast.
What is your daughter doing in preparation for indoor? What kind of spikes is she going to use?
bumpage, baby. hahahahahaha
Now she is 10. I demand an update.
This is the hardest that I have laughed in a long time. This whole thread definitely deserves a place in the troll hall of fame.
Hey Everyone,
My daughter was about to break the 5:00 mile mark for the first time now that she's 12, but CPS showed up and stopped her with 100M to go. I instructed her to barrel through, but when she tried, she simply passed out upon contact. I am sorry to say that I am no longer in custody. Good thing I have a 2 year old now. I plan to start this one a year younger so that when she has to barrel through CPS officers, she'll have that extra year of training to be able to make it. Wish me luck!
and so now? wrote:
Now she is 10. I demand an update.
I'll tell you what. We are 1 month shy of her 10th birthday. When that time rolls around, I'll take her out to the track and see what she can do. I'll predict something in the 8 minute range.
Is she a soccer player, or does she run full time now?
Neither. She takes taekwondo lessons 5 days a week, and runs about two miles once a month with me. She would probably run more often if she didn't have taekwondo so much.
Soooooooo, we now have a new 3yr old. And just like her older sister, we took her to the track to see what she could do. She ran the entire mile, and with splits of 3:07, 3:25, 3:27, 3:24 she obliterated the family age record with a 13:23.