Why are girls so quick to turn down date offers? Like if you don't have anything better to do why not just say yes?

Seriously. Running by her house? Wtf is wrong with you? Get that sorted before you date anyone else, ever.

It is good if you run fast and look relaxed while running fastish. I would do a loop around your house. Do your long run around her neighberhood or something. If you do a loop of 500m for example then you will pass her house 50 times during your long run of 25k. She will keep looking out and be amazed that you are still going. She will think you are an endurance god or something. You can also do speed work. If you did reps of 400m or something that went past her house then she will she you flying up and down and will also think you are some ultra fast endurance god(see won't know that you are recovering between reps if she can't see where you start and finish each rep). She will assume you are sprinting for more then half an hour.

This thread is definitely a top 5 rapiest thread in LR history. I can't tell if the OP is joking or not.

malmo wrote:

that sounds great, actually wrote:

“Don’t make no difference what nobody says, don’t nobody wanna be alone.”

-Bruce MF Springsteen

If you’re calling OP a troll, you’re calling THE BOSS a troll, to.

'Cause I drink alone, yeah,

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I drink alone,

I prefer to be by myself

- George Thorogood

You can't compare George Thorogood to Bruce Springsteen.

Anyway she was reading a book, hoping that Alvin would run by.

Alvin, not only is being alone preferable to your company, here are a few other things women would rather experience than a dinner with you: a root canal, COVID, stepping on a Lego, being forced to watch The Expendables, sit next to a land crab on a plane, fall into dog crap, chew on aluminum foil, get stung by a yellow jacket, pass a kidney stone, etc.

Rest assured, there is someone for everyone, however. Try to be less of a creep.

I read only the first post in this thread, but damn! What women wouldn't jump at the chance to hang out with a stalker? Also, getting a date with a woman because she had to choose between you or watching a Vampire Diary episode for the sixteenth time should be enough to crush whatever tiny bit of self esteem you may possess. I suggest going gay. If you put out, you'll never lack for company.

GoldenMile wrote:

This thread is definitely a top 5 rapiest thread in LR history. I can't tell if the OP is joking or not.

If you saw his other threads with the same lame schtick then you would be able to tell easily.

Have you tried wallet enlargement pills?

Believe it or not, but spending time doing nothing might be "something better to do" than going out with you.