Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Oh deary me, did I say something wrong?

Bunch of clowns wrote:

This is a clown thread now bro

Is Ken's goal to become even more hated and irritating than MRossi?

Honestly right now I am glad I do not know either of them, but if forced to have a beer with one and be in the same room for 30 minutes, at this point I would choose MRossi. Odds are he would talk about himself, but there is a chance I could say to him I really do not want to hear it and he might shut up. Ken would just talk non-stop about MRossi and wedding stuff and there is no way he would shut up.

It has been a few days, it is about time for another character to appear in this thread of clowns.

The choice is easy.

Rossi is funny, in a sad, pathetic way. I'd love to get him to talk about his triumphant LVM race, maybe try to get him to slip up. I'd compliment his hair, and see if he figures out I am being sarcastic.

What could I possibly talk to Kenny about? How many donuts he can eat in one sitting? What being sued by the AG feels like? About the only thing we have in common is the amount of sweating we do; me when I am running in hot weather, Kenny when he has the meat sweats after guzzling six cheeseburgers and a large diet coke.

See, you want him to talk about slipping up, but all he wants to do is show his MRI.

I actually know things about Mike. Both first hand and tales from the road. I have seen this Napoleon complex train wreck first hand. In fact you were all only guessing that Rossi was reading this until I came along and he started posting about things only he would know. He thinks he trolled me to come out, but it was the other way around.

He's not as smart as he thinks he is or he wouldn't have jumped back into the race 10 minutes too soon.

Mike'sMom wrote:

Oh deary me, did I say something wrong?

No so much wrong as unfunny and predictable.

The best analogy I can think of is an Adam Sandler movie.

3:11 marathoners don't wear fanny packs

Ymca punching a handicap man in the family locker room , please tell us why are you a bully

Mike Why wrote:

Ymca punching a handicap man in the family locker room , please tell us why are you a bully

I'm not sure if I can leave now. I have to hear this story.

PLEASE TELL US.

you can leave

that is the magic of the internet, all the posts and the internet will be here when you get back

I know that may be hard for you to accept but it really is true

let go of the thread, put your hands in the air, and back away slowly

it will be here when you get back

LoserMikeRossi wrote:

Mike Why wrote:

Ymca punching a handicap man in the family locker room , please tell us why are you a bully

I'm not sure if I can leave now. I have to hear this story.

PLEASE TELL US.

Ken, do you have any friends? Maybe a hobby? Why not go out and get some air and come back to this a little later. It's not healthy and you are irritating the sh*t out of people. I've tried to support you in the past, but you're making it hard.

It's ok, you can post again later, but maybe just take some time to yourself, go have some fun. Spend a bit of your life not thinking about this douche bag. Ok? Maybe go for a run, you might like.

And no - don't reply. I don't want you to acknowledge this. Please don't' acknowledge this or even post. Go have some fun first. Get some fresh air.

There will never be conclusive evidence that he cheated but there is no evidence that he completed the course.

The RD should DQ Rossi and put the onus on him to prove the latter.

LoserMikeRossi wrote:

Mike Why wrote:

Ymca punching a handicap man in the family locker room , please tell us why are you a bully

I'm not sure if I can leave now. I have to hear this story.

PLEASE TELL US.

JUST TRY RUNNING FOR 10 SECONDS IN PLACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Put it this way wrote:

There will never be conclusive evidence that he cheated but there is no evidence that he completed the course.

The RD should DQ Rossi and put the onus on him to prove the latter.

Yawn.

Fence Hopper wrote:

Put it this way wrote:

There will never be conclusive evidence that he cheated but there is no evidence that he completed the course.

The RD should DQ Rossi and put the onus on him to prove the latter.

Yawn.

Did you actually yawn or just type the word?

Rossi's medal proves he ran the race, he got it at the finish.

Look at the photo evidence, he is wearing a purse (fanny pack).

Good place to hide your car keys after driving a 3:11 marathon.

Hi Mike - it's more than obvious you want this issue to go away so you can continue being a raging egomaniac and liar without anyone questioning your integrity. Share the photos and it will stop, trust me. Let's say you don't have access to the photos for whatever reason; then please provide ANY evidence that you ran the course. I'm sure even you can understand it's just about impossible for a running community to believe you would have been capable of a 3:11. It's also impossible to believe you have nothing shareable to back up your claim. It's that simple, why all the drama and why get all defensive? Post something credible on your blog or FB and end this, otherwise you'll continue being just a pathetic lying coward

just try to run wrote:

LoserMikeRossi wrote:

I am a runner. I declared myself one a few pages back.

I am also a Boston Marathon Qualifier. I didn't even register for the Via Marathon. But you can't prove I didn't register, or prove I didn't run. There are no photos of me registering or leaving the course.

So by that logic, I am a winner.

Stop the bullshit Ken. Seriously try to run even 3 minutes outside.

You are getting more and more annoying by the post.

Ok how about running in place for 30 seconds. Maybe you'll stop talking out of your ass about what runners think.

enough, enough wrote:

Ken, do you have any friends? Maybe a hobby? Why not go out and get some air and come back to this a little later. It's not healthy and you are irritating the sh*t out of people. I've tried to support you in the past, but you're making it hard.

It's ok, you can post again later, but maybe just take some time to yourself, go have some fun. Spend a bit of your life not thinking about this douche bag. Ok? Maybe go for a run, you might like.

And no - don't reply. I don't want you to acknowledge this. Please don't' acknowledge this or even post. Go have some fun first. Get some fresh air.

Allow me to answer on behalf of Kenny here.

No, he has no friends. He's 300 lbs, he's been sued by the AG, the local press revealed him to be a rip-off artist of wedding couples, his wife left him, his family disowned him. He lost his home, his income, his view of his knees and private parts.

But lo and behold, he heard about Letsrun taking a piece out of Mike Rossi. Kenny saw this as an opportunity to get back in the local wedding game. All he thought he had to do was smear East Coast Weddings (or whatever the fvck they are called), and maybe Kenny could get some positive cash flow going.

But here's the crazy thing: Ken started posting mean things about his rival Mike Rossi, and the angry mob liked it. Ken, being the sad, pathetic loner that he is, mistook the mob's hatred of Mike for a love and acceptance of Kenny.

Kenny felt loved. For once in his life, he felt loved. He had friends (or so he thought). All he had to do was keep writing angry tirades about Mike, and the love for Kenny would never, ever stop.

Except the mob is fickle. We quickly deduced that Kenny wasn't one of us. No, Kenny couldn't even run to Taco Bell (despite wanting to - very badly).

The mob quickly turned on Kenny. He tried harder - evoking 9/11 and suicidal kids in hopes of re-winning the love of the mob. But it was too late - a vengeful mob can be a cruel mistress.

Kenny was bewildered - he couldn't comprehend what had happened. As he sat alone, devouring an entire bucket of KFC, he pondered how it could have all gone wrong.

And then, after eating the final chicken leg, smothered in gravy, Ken realized what he must do. It was so simple, really...

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That's what I have so far. I meet with Fox entertainment Tuesday to pitch this as a movie of the week. My agent says it will be a tough sell, because it will be hard to get a guy fat enough to play Kenny (apparently Seth Rogan isn't interested).

Wish me luck!

Are you that used car salesman my boy giggles about on and on? I guess there is one thing he finds funny, good for him.

get a clue wrote:

Mike'sMom wrote:

Oh deary me, did I say something wrong?

No so much wrong as unfunny and predictable.

The best analogy I can think of is an Adam Sandler movie.

You need to pitch Jonah Hill as Ken.

It won't sell though, Ken has the misfortune of just being just a tragic figure. He will never inspire the depth of emotion to carry a movie. Rossi while also pathetic (47 year old wedding DJ faking a marathon to try and look like he actually achieved something worthy of praise in his otherwise failure of a life) has the benefit of also being a hard core douche. He's got what hey call in the movie business, a punch face. Even if you know nothing about him, his face makes you want to punch him. He inspires a level of hatred that could actually spin off into a mini-series. He's like the Governor on the Walking dead...people will keep tuning in each week wanting to see the scum bag final get his.

Ken can have a bit part though. Played by Jonah Hill.

Apparently Fox is pushing for Mike Rossi to be played by someone or something called "the sitch" or "the situation."

I have no idea who or what that means, but it already feels like I've lost creative control.