Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

abingtonrunner wrote:

lemmeguess wrote:

I'll just throw a wild guess out there that you are "Coach Cane."

Talk about self-promotion.

Ummm, no I am not. Can you be any more sophomoric?

I will answer for you, yes, I am sure you could be and in fact, are.

LR should have a splash page when this is resolved.

Black - mourning the miscarriage of justice evidenced by not issuing a DQ

Yellow - celebrating the sleuthery of Let's Run message board (trolls) users for a DQ.

I think this thread has earned it!

lemmeguess wrote:

I'll just throw a wild guess out there that you are "Coach Cane."

Talk about self-promotion.

I'll just throw a wild guess out there that you're a knuckle-dragging simpleton.

Either that or it's just Mike. Hi Mike!

GregTR wrote:

I wouldn't call feeding my kids lobster mac 'n cheese "culinary art".

Then you aren't feeding your kids the right lobster mac'n'cheese.

FACT

I was sure that SaraB was already married. "Yes, we're married, but in an open relationship. We can date hate anyone."

so... what is new? other than date hate, which sounds really cool. JAMIN, ARE YOU THERE MATE?

So by the transitive property can we conclude SarahB date hates Mike Rossi? This thread just got so much more interesting again.

Something substantive to add wrote:

I was sure that SaraB was already married.

"Yes, we're married, but in an open relationship. We can date hate anyone."

Sounds Saucy wrote:

I don't know what "Date Hating" is but I'm sure as heck willing to give it a try.

SaraB said:

"you will not find a single comment that I have posted that is derogatory to anyone"

This was a very nice thing to say:

SaraB

RE: Rossi Wins 5/14/2015 12:24PM - in reply to MRFTW

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MRFTW wrote:

This thread is dying a slow death and it is all fading away. Looks like Rossi wins.Dude, you obviously don't want it to die otherwise you wouldn't be posting stupid comments. Stop being a living contradiction :)

Definition of Derogatory:

Something that's derogatory is insulting or disrespectful. If you make derogatory comments, that means you say things that are unflattering, unkind, or demeaning.

Derogatory means about the same as insulting. Derogatory language is meant to hurt, and it usually does. If you feel offended or insulted by what someone says, the person probably said something derogatory. Racial, sexist, and homophobic slurs are all derogatory. Insults that mean someone is STUPID or crazy are derogatory.

My biggest concern with the amount of time the marathon is taking is that Mike runs a photography company and has access to people who could possibly doctor up some evidence in Photoshop. Would the RD accept a photo of his race results, or would he only accept the actual data from his GPS? Because I could see MR heading over to the course with a friend and having him snap a selfie with Mike in the background and then manipulate the metadata of the photoso it appears it was taken on the day of the race. Or some weekend running the course and taking a screen shot and Photoshopping it to make the info line up with his version of events.

He's a sneaky one and is he can cheat his way into the Boston Marathon he can certainly Photoshop his way in as well.

There! I boycotted this thread for 3 whole hours. I hope it hurt Rojo.

LoserMikeRossi wrote:

My biggest concern with the amount of time the marathon is taking is that Mike runs a photography company and has access to people who could possibly doctor up some evidence in Photoshop. Would the RD accept a photo of his race results, or would he only accept the actual data from his GPS? Because I could see MR heading over to the course with a friend and having him snap a selfie with Mike in the background and then manipulate the metadata of the photoso it appears it was taken on the day of the race. Or some weekend running the course and taking a screen shot and Photoshopping it to make the info line up with his version of events.

He's a sneaky one and is he can cheat his way into the Boston Marathon he can certainly Photoshop his way in as well.

You need to get out more.

Get a life.

Go have some lobster mac'n'cheese.

Stop worrying about crap like this.

Has anyone posted this here yet? http://therunnereclectic.com/2015/05/06/race-times-physiology-and-statistics/

That's the first I've seen the article but I think it holds the quote of the year:

"Mike Rossi stirred up LetsRun like a wounded Zebra wandering alone in the Serengeti."

CSU-1959 wrote:

SaraB wrote:

First, i date hate anyone

SaraB, you need to start a new thread called "Going out on a date on pure hate." It is guaranteed to become a LetsRun classic!

Just almost fell off my sofa laughing. I think date hating would actually be pretty fun, I kind of want to give it a go. Just go and despise everything like "So how are you?" "Rubbish" "Do you want to know what a did today?" "No" "Nice night" "I hate it"

I didn't call anyone stupid.

Did everyone see this? wrote:

Has anyone posted this here yet?

http://therunnereclectic.com/2015/05/06/race-times-physiology-and-statistics/

That was an excellent read. Thanks for posting!

Oh my God you are a child. A grown man baby.

Was that derogatory? Even if it's true?

Sara - bravo! You just owned that knucklehead.