Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

theREALsmokingGunner wrote:

Rossi goes home* DEVASTATED.

*His new home is his trailer time share.

I know this is no news flash but this guy gets embarrassed by nothing. Over a year of ridicule and shame and he's still bragging about possessions and money.

Aw come on guys, Mike is loved by all.

http://imgur.com/80du9B7

BenF wrote:

Aw come on guys, Mike is loved by all.

http://imgur.com/80du9B7

Haha, that cracked me up, after nearly 25,000 posts the Rossi thread can still do that and just keep on giving.

Mikey, knowing what the LR trolls and sleuths are like, I was one of the early ones pleading for you to come clean for the sake of your family and yourself, but now I want to say thank you, thank you, thank you for being the vain and arrogant idiot that you are.

Long may it last because the entertain value is priceless.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

The audio clip may be the funniest part of this whole saga to date! The laughing at mikes claim of being an on air personality at XTU just brought tears to my eyes!

This thread just keeps on giving. That had radio interview had me laughing out loud multiple times. But to have actual employed radio hosts laughing out loud at the thought that Mike still claims to be an employee there, that was pure gold.

Is there anything about Mike Rossi's life that isn't at least partly bull sh*t, if not entirely bull sh*t?? His status as the biggest loser goes way beyond Philly. I do not know any other person who has been on the receiving end of more ridicule than Mike Rossi.

Anyone else worried for his neighbour? Mike Rossi is a small minded vengeful mentally unstable fool. This level of public humiliation aimed at him, you just now his tiny mean spirited little mind is on overdrive trying to think of ways to get revenge. He's not about to accept personal responsibility for getting himself arrested - personal responsibility isn't his thing. So, somebody is going to be on the receiving end of who he is blaming for all of this.

jwem wrote:

This level of public humiliation aimed at him, you just now his tiny mean spirited little mind is on overdrive trying to think of ways to get revenge. He's not about to accept personal responsibility for getting himself arrested - personal responsibility isn't his thing. So, somebody is going to be on the receiving end of who he is blaming for all of this.

Revenge is sweet, let him come, I'll be waiting.

This radio DJ making fun of Rossi is going to absolutely destroy him inside. It is Cecily all over again: a local media personality ridiculing him in public. He is already professionally jealous of these types and likely desperate for their acceptance. It must be a stinging rebuke to his ego and a stark reminder of how pathetic his career is vs what he wishes it was.

I really, really hope Rossi strikes back at this radio guy or the Philly Mag writer on Twitter. Cecily maintained an overall professional demeanor when Mike went after her. I get the feeling these two guys would not hold back at all and utterly destroy him.

Ackley wrote:

Some context for non-Philly people -- Chris Stigall (the interviewer) is the preeminent (non-sports) talk radio host in Philadelphia. This lengthy segment was heard during the morning drive time. Ouch.

What time was this segment playing? I think normal bus times in my elementary days was 7:45-8:30. Our bus driver often played Philly morning talk shows. Usually rotating between Q102, Y100, etc. His kids potentially had to sit through this. Brutal.

brogan1 wrote:

What time was this segment playing? I think normal bus times in my elementary days was 7:45-8:30. Our bus driver often played Philly morning talk shows. Usually rotating between Q102, Y100, etc. His kids potentially had to sit through this. Brutal.

Not to worry, I think those kids are familiar with the excuse now - these are all just more people who are jealous of Mike Rossi. And, is it surprising that the list of people jealous of Mike Rossi continually grows? A lot of people just found out he's got three photobooths. Three. Not one, not two, but three! That 1990's technology is like owning a stand up arcade cabinet of Galaga, times 3. Who wouldn't be jealous of Galaga? It just makes sense that the jealousy would just keep spreading and now includes all other radio hosts and the entire Philadelphia Police Department. If you think about it, the more people that hear about him, the more the Mike Rossi jealous will grow. Soon those poor kids will have to ignore what everyone in the whole world says about him, probably even their own mother.

rexthebex wrote:

This radio DJ making fun of Rossi is going to absolutely destroy him inside. It is Cecily all over again: a local media personality ridiculing him in public. He is already professionally jealous of these types and likely desperate for their acceptance. It must be a stinging rebuke to his ego and a stark reminder of how pathetic his career is vs what he wishes it was.

I really, really hope Rossi strikes back at this radio guy or the Philly Mag writer on Twitter. Cecily maintained an overall professional demeanor when Mike went after her. I get the feeling these two guys would not hold back at all and utterly destroy him.

Can you imagine if this was your spouse? Mike, can you be this stupid? The judge would do you a favor to give you the maximum sentence.

LOL...his Twitter & FB account now have NO mention of jobs/work/marathons/etc...all has been stripped. Just photo of him & kids and both accounts are private.

This guy needs to be interviewed:

https://www.facebook.com/andrew.johnson.56829446

It is hard to imagine the level of embarrassment for Mike's wife at this point. It must have been bad enough for the past year but now it is getting to the "dreading facing your co-workers" level.

100% guarantee that everyone at her work is laughing about this latest incident behind her back.

Seriously, a nearly 50 year old father of two getting arrested at a tailgate party for some pathetic country singer? And the whole thing being reported on in local publications and morning drive time radio? Mike was openly mocked by a popular local celebrity and not just for this arrest. For his marathon cheating, his asshattery with the principal letter, and his resume padding as well.

They even ridiculed him for being the has-been/never-was host of Dancing on Air which probably really cut deep as Mike has always tried to act like that was something to be proud of.

I bet she silently fumes every time Mike wears a piece of Boston Marathon gear. So, constantly.

Things are gonna get worse.

National Enquirer wrote:

Ask and you shall receive. BREAKING NEWS......

The arrest date was June 25, 2016 and the top of the second link where it describes his hair, since everyone here seems to focus on it.

https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CPReport.ashx?docketNumber=MC-51-SU-0008103-2016https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/DocketSheets/CourtSummaryReport.ashx?docketNumber=MC-51-SU-0008103-2016

Playing devils advocate here, but would there be any chance "Arresting Officer: Lyons, Stephen J." is a runner who follows this thread so would be aware of the joke that is Mikey's hair hence the "Hair: Unknown or Completely Bald" on the rap sheet?

Just wonderin'.

Could be there's two:

2016 Blue Cross Broad Street Run- View Stephen Lyons 52 May 1, 2016 PA 1:21:49

2015 Sticks & Biscuits 5K- View STEPHEN LYONS 47 Nov 26, 2015 PA 30:40

Seems the good people of Philly like reading about Mikey as he's still rating No.2 Most Popular:

http://www.phillymag.com/news/

Let's all sing with Mikey: ♫Fame, I'm gonna live forever♬

♫♪♬♫♪♬ Oh lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way ♫♪♬♫♪♬

https://www.google.com/search?q=mike+rossi&lr=&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj68qOe687NAhULnZQKHcvJCwcQ_AUICSgC&biw=1188&bih=477#tbm=isch&q=mike+rossi+marathon&imgrc=tnA6pxwTqss7DM%3A

Mikey old pal you want to learn the lyrics of this one:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/elvispresley/jailhouserock.html

Written just for Mikey all those years ago:

♫The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone

way over in the corner weepin' all alone.

The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.

If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.♬

Captain Rossi’s log star date 6/30/2016.

Scotty beamed me back to Rydal, PA to precisely 5/3/2015 7:25PM, here I found an old fashioned thing called a lap top and I proceeded to post to an even more old fashioned thing called a web site and LetsRun.com where, apparently, your dreams become reality. But for me, this had the potential to become a nightmare due to my previous life and cheating. Shock horror, I had been outed by ‘gatorade&vodka’.

I took advantage of my position and decided to rewrite history for the sake of my family and to ensure my life going forward would be sweeter and free of LR trolls, sleuths and media infamy. So I changed the course of history by writing this:

“I did cheat, I apologize. For various reasons to BQ and run Boston became an obsession that overwhelmed me, to the point where I didn’t know where to stop. I have done some running training but I need help to improve, if any LR people in the Rydal area can help me to train and qualify legitimately I would appreciate the help. Once again, sorry.”

After I posted that on the old lap top the thing they call a thread went from 24784 posts to two, there have one or two more added, but apart from that it's gone in to the archives never to be seen again. Amazing.

So then I gave the command “beam me up Scotty” and since rewriting history with an admission of guilt, which was such a simple thing to do, my life couldn’t have been sweeter. I hate thinking of what it was like without the admission, a train and spaceship wreck come to mind.

End of log post.

Captain Rossi wrote:

since rewriting history with an admission of guilt

If only he could.

My mother always said he was idiot, why didn't I listen.