Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

3:25? I'll put my money that he couldn't break 3:30, and half that mil that he couldn't get under 3:40 based on the challenge date. He is a POS so all of The Cheater Mike Rossi's times of Jenkintown, PA, are suspect.

#MikeRossiWinsAtLosing

#HiMike

Well, you are quite the Negative Nancy. :(

I am a pretty good coach, all modesty aside. I bet that, under some kind of bizarre sci-fi movie brainwashing hypnosis that would allow people to do my bidding without resistance, I could coach a non-doped Mike Rossi to a sub-3:40. And I could coach a doped Rossi to a BQ under 3:25.

I could not, under any circumstances, coach any Rossi to a 3:11. That's like getting a 1978 Chevette to do 0-60 in 5 seconds. It just won't happen.

Uh oh...

Did Cheater Mike Rossi actually cheat on the one person willing to fund his dream of being a regional disc jockey? That's ok. There are people out there with fetishes who dig orange plugged cheating disc jockeys with bad math skills.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Right on cue...

FatA$$Ken wrote:

CBS Radio wrote:

3:25? I'll put my money that he couldn't break 3:30, and half that mil that he couldn't get under 3:40 based on the challenge date. He is a POS so all of The Cheater Mike Rossi's times of Jenkintown, PA, are suspect.

#MikeRossiWinsAtLosing

#HiMike

Hey Fvcko.

Still here. Still no DQ. Still in the game.

Tell Ken it's time to slip a cracker to his retarded kid and prop mom up in her chair.

And BTW Ken, if you thought inside edition was your punishment, think again fatty. Click click boom

Hi Loser Mike! Maybe one day I too can become Philly's #1 Loser and take your crown away, but word in the journalist world is you're a contendah for another year on that special throne. Not sure I can compete with that. Let me offer you a premature congratulation.....MIKE WINS!!!

Cheeto?

No shortcuts wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Right on cue...

Weren't we accused of jumping when he speaks??? Lol.

No shortcuts wrote:

Flnlsher medal wrote:

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Right on cue...

What a sad little man. Look up at the sky tonight Mikey. See all those millions of stars? Not a single one for you, loser.

Just a dunce cap and a $200,000 challenge that says you are, and let's not sugar-coat it, A LIAR AND A CHEAT AND A LOSER.

Live it up, clown prince.

#1PhillyLoserMikeRossi

Cheeto?

Flnlsher medal wrote:

No shortcuts wrote:

Right on cue...

Weren't we accused of jumping when he speaks??? Lol.

He'd be lost without us.

So if Cheater Mike is cheating on his wife, doesn't his HHH argument look kind of weak?

Mike's Twitter #hacked

http://archive.is/aphzx

EZPass Mike wrote:

Uh oh...

Did Cheater Mike Rossi actually cheat on the one person willing to fund his dream of being a regional disc jockey? That's ok. There are people out there with fetishes who dig orange plugged cheating disc jockeys with bad math skills.

Pffft. Not a chance brah. He'd have to find some drunken sad abandoned cow at a poorly attended suburban wedding and...and...um...

I respectively withdraw my counter-argument.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

AmbroseBierce wrote:

Thought so. The Cheater Mike Rossi hasn't changed his narcissistic pic in a while, perhaps busy with larger issues.

And he thought Ken was a big one, holy cow!

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Dance our puppet dance.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

AmbroseBierce wrote:

Thought so. The Cheater Mike Rossi hasn't changed his narcissistic pic in a while, perhaps busy with larger issues.

And he thought Ken was a big one, holy cow!

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Nothing like that picture of you on National TV getting your a$$ licked by the scrumptious Lisa Guererro.

How about another photo of you, your chubby gimp boy and that sloth GF standing in front of Applebee's?

Sorry trolls, MR is not getting divorced, still loved by his kids, still making money, still on the radio and still not DQ'd

Despite your fantasies.

Now run along Ken. Time to get a new glossy photo of that freckled weather skank to jack off to.

Whew so much anger Mike.. so much anger.

Loofa Dog wrote:

Whew so much anger Mike.. so much anger.

You would have thought Rossi would have lots of experience compensating for shortcomings.

EZPass Mike wrote:

Loofa Dog wrote:

Whew so much anger Mike.. so much anger.

You would have thought Rossi would have lots of experience compensating for shortcomings.

You would think a grown man wouldn't boast on and on about spending 60 grand on photo booths in the digital age either.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

You would have thought Rossi would have lots of experience compensating for shortcomings.

You would think a grown man wouldn't boast on and on about spending 60 grand on photo booths in the digital age either.

The booths were paid off in 5 months.

That's what happens when you have a reputable business and don't rip people off.

But you wouldn't know about that kind of thing, right chubby?

^^^^see^^^^

Put up or shut up Mikey. Just name the time and place to compare 1040's and GPS files.