Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Mike, here's a clue for you: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LIFE OR THE THINGS AND DEBTS YOU HAVE AMASSED.

Oh, I nearly forgot: NO ONE WANTS YOU SH*TTY LOSER LIFE AT ANY PRICE.

This is why we prefer the simple basement life, calling out losers much like yourself.

Cheeto?

#1PhillyLoserMIkeRossi

P.S. AND NO ONE WANT TO BE THIS ASSHAT:

http://i.imgur.com/ZdLMopt.jpg

TroLLminator wrote:

Whyamihere wrote:

Mike Rossi definition of a witch hunt: exposing a cheater.

Still butt hurt you got busted by letsrun basement trolls, eh Mikey??

Hahaha... Mike wins!

You all jump before Mike even gives the order

Hahaha ... We all want to be like Mike!!!

I want equipment at races named after me too!!

Mike wins!!!

The deadline for the $200K challenge is coming up. It's sad that if he had just focused all of his energy towards training hard and smart he would've had a chance. More important than the money, at least to me would be running a 3:11, the reason being although we all know that he cheated at the LVM, to the average person who knows nothing about running it would have validated that fraudulent time to them. Mike wins though!!

We have no idea what it would be like to be Mike.

$200,000? Maybe he isn't getting out of bed for anything less than a million? Maybe he is making too much money with his cracker jack DJing. The Chicken Dance does pay more than you realize. Maybe he doesn't want Mrs. Cheater to get too comfortable (got to keep her working).

#MikeProblems.

xtugreenfan wrote:

You goons have all been exposed as reckless basement goblins. Even the 300 pound sloth decided to join the latest witch hunt. This is why you have no credibility and will always be a bunch whiny sissies. Ken and you last 2 or 3 trolls take good care of each other now. Mike is too busy to check in but will be sure to have another laugh at you when his income hits 400 k at the end of the year. Life is excellent, running hard, working hard, living it up. I'll check in again in 5 years to see how that DQ is going. #HHH #hateradedrinkers #skinnygirls

If this is in fact Mikey's swan song here on this thread, I just want to thank him for letting me into his world for the past 12 months. I've been allowed to witness a local Philadelphia minor celebrity completely destroy his professional and social reputation during this time.

Mike Rossi's social media accounts are now locked down and the number of followers are dwindling too. His racing is nonexistent and his self promotion is limited to just trying to maintain his DJ business.

So Mikey, its now time to take a look back and reflect on your decision to use the tragic bombings in Boston to better your celebrity. What positive thing can you point to that came out of your decision to cheat your way into the Boston Marathon?

Rumor is that he has gotten himself into some deep doo doo.

Deep doo doo wrote:

printer wrote:

If this is in fact Mikey's swan song here on this thread, I just want to thank him for letting me into his world for the past 12 months. I've been allowed to witness a local Philadelphia minor celebrity completely destroy his professional and social reputation during this time.

Mike Rossi's social media accounts are now locked down and the number of followers are dwindling too. His racing is nonexistent and his self promotion is limited to just trying to maintain his DJ business.

So Mikey, its now time to take a look back and reflect on your decision to use the tragic bombings in Boston to better your celebrity. What positive thing can you point to that came out of your decision to cheat your way into the Boston Marathon?

Rumor is that he has gotten himself into some deep doo doo.

How deep? Pumping out the septic tank deep? Jail time over the DQ deep?

With his rockin' DJ company?

With Mrs. Cheater?

With Selfies Anonymous?

A little bit of Mikey math for you.

$400,000 annually broken down as an hourly salary would be $200 an hour. Pretty good for a guy with mortgages on 3 investment compounds.

$200,000 for something you've already done. Something you used to blog endlessly about how much you enjoyed before the letter thingy. Divide between 3.25 hours and that works out to about $61,500 an hour .

But he doesn't have to prove anything. Sure.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

A little bit of Mikey math for you.

$400,000 annually broken down as an hourly salary would be $200 an hour. Pretty good for a guy with mortgages on 3 investment compounds.

$200,000 for something you've already done. Something you used to blog endlessly about how much you enjoyed before the letter thingy. Divide between 3.25 hours and that works out to about $61,500 an hour .

But he doesn't have to prove anything. Sure.

Aw for cripes sake Ken! Mike is smart so you just don't understand. Who TF wants to earn $61,500 an hour? That's taking the easy way out, try renting out photobooths in this day and age, NOW THAT'S HARD WORK!

Come on -- share the deep doo doo.

EZPass Mike wrote:

Come on -- share the deep doo doo.

Yeah, give us the D3 on #1 Loser Mikey Rossi!

AmbroseBierce wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

Come on -- share the deep doo doo.

Yeah, give us the D3 on #1 Loser Mikey Rossi!

I think they were simply referring to the mess he's already in... being named Philly's biggest loser is a deep pile of sh*t. Well, only if you value your reputation.

See the news about Congressman Chaka Fattah? What's the deal with Philly and fraudsters? Something in the water out there?

The Cheater Mike Rossi threatened a number of people, so any one of them could have taken him down. One in particular comes to mind, and not Ken, who is Mike's Master.

Karma must look like a cross between Scarlett Johansson and a bengal tiger.

#HiMikeByeMike

AmbroseBierce wrote:

The Cheater Mike Rossi threatened a number of people, so any one of them could have taken him down. One in particular comes to mind, and not Ken, who is Mike's Master.

Karma must look like a cross between Scarlett Johansson and a bengal tiger.

#HiMikeByeMike

Touche

Deep doo doo wrote:

AmbroseBierce wrote:

The Cheater Mike Rossi threatened a number of people, so any one of them could have taken him down. One in particular comes to mind, and not Ken, who is Mike's Master.

Karma must look like a cross between Scarlett Johansson and a bengal tiger.

#HiMikeByeMike

Touche

I got it now! Lol bye WAA.

Thought so. The Cheater Mike Rossi hasn't changed his narcissistic pic in a while, perhaps busy with larger issues.

And he thought Ken was a big one, holy cow!

AmbroseBierce wrote:

Thought so. The Cheater Mike Rossi hasn't changed his narcissistic pic in a while, perhaps busy with larger issues.

And he thought Ken was a big one, holy cow!

I suppose more of the "look at me and my family" pics will be drug out as a counter to any allegations. Quick everyone into the photo booth and try to look happy!

Reg Fields wrote:

The deadline for the $200K challenge is coming up. It's sad that if he had just focused all of his energy towards training hard and smart he would've had a chance. More important than the money, at least to me would be running a 3:11, the reason being although we all know that he cheated at the LVM, to the average person who knows nothing about running it would have validated that fraudulent time to them. Mike wins though!!

Had a chance? I have to disagree with you. If he had actually trained, and I mean, really trained over the last year, done his research, given up other aspects of his life, doped to the point of growing gills and extra testicles, I think it would have been remotely possible that he could have run the BQ standard of 3:25. That would have been the best run of his entire life, where the moon and the stars aligned perfectly, and if he'd peaked and carbo loaded correctly, ingested enough caffeine, but not too much, had a good BM in the morning... all that. If all of that had gone perfectly, I think the guy might have had the slimmest of slim chances of running a 3:25 in absolutely perfect conditions.

But 3:11? No way. That's why it was such a safe bet. There never could have been a 3:11 with the best coaches money could hire and the best PEDs money could buy. Never, ever, ever. That's how he screwed up so badly. If he had just remembered that 7:10 start time, he could have registered a much more believable 3:21, and perhaps would have just slipped underneath the radar.