Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Taway wrote:

When the kids are grown up someone will be kicking another one out of the house.

Mr. Rossi, this court ORDERS you to immediately liquidate your considerable Boston Gear Collection so you can meet your family's financial obligations. And easy on those appletinis, son.

Don't forget your job interview at Applebees next Tuesday. You are to meet with regional manager Ken Stillman and I instruct you to take that dishwashing job if you don't want to change into the orange jumpsuit on Weds.

On FaceBook today, one of my friends thanked his father for instilling in him the character that helped my friend become the man he is today. I'm not sure Mikey will ever see that kind of comment directed towards him in an honest and meaningful way.

Here's that same post, but modified for Mikey:

"I want to thank him for showing me how to cheat, self promote and act like a first rate douche nozzle. Thanks :( ."

printer wrote:

On FaceBook today, one of my friends thanked his father for instilling in him the character that helped my friend become the man he is today. I'm not sure Mikey will ever see that kind of comment directed towards him in an honest and meaningful way.

Here's that same post, but modified for Mikey:

"I want to thank him for showing me how to cheat, self promote and act like a first rate douche nozzle. Thanks :( ."

True, and message is to be the opposite of dad. An extremely sad lesson but if taken to heart a stronger, wiser man to come. And his children, should he have them, learn the same.

Mike's reasoning is this is his master plan. So misunderstood, no one loves Mikey like Mikey.

printer wrote:

On FaceBook today, one of my friends thanked his father for instilling in him the character that helped my friend become the man he is today. I'm not sure Mikey will ever see that kind of comment directed towards him in an honest and meaningful way.

Here's that same post, but modified for Mikey:

"I want to thank him for showing me how to cheat, self promote and act like a first rate douche nozzle. Thanks :( ."

"Douche Nozzle"?

Another Ken handle discovered!

What's that up to now flabby, at least 10 names on here?

Another lonely Father's Day for you Kenny? Couldn't get visitation with the boy this weekend?

Maybe you can Skype with him after you get cleaning rib slobber off of plates at the big A tonight.

That is, if your mom will let you borrow her iPad.

Maybe you could go over to the car salesman's dump and pretend his kids are yours.

He does that with them everyday.

Sorry Mikey, but I am not Ken. I am a runner who was at the 2013 Boston Marathon and had to guide my family to safety when people stampeded from the bombings.

The fact that you used this tragedy to better your "celebrity" appalls me. But, you went further than that. You chose to cheat your way into the Boston Marathon in order to better your "celebrity". Couple your cheating with your attempt to disparage anyone who questioned you makes you lower than low.

You will forever be known in the running world as "that guy who cheated to get into the Boston Marathon, denied it and acted like a Douche Nozzle".

BTW, the term "Douche Nozzle" became popular in the triathlon world at about the same time as this thread started. Hence the timely reference.

You're absolutely Ken. So am I. We are all Ken.

That thinking allows Cheater Mike to somewhat rationalize what a joke he has become. It's only a few basement trolls. They don't know what they are talking about. They would never own their own photo booth.

Sorry, Mike. But you've become a punchline well outside of the 12 basement losers and the running community.

EZPass Mike wrote:

Sorry, Mike. But you've become a punchline well outside of the 12 basement losers and the running community.

"...become a punchline..." that's what Mr. Johnson said.

EZPass Mike wrote:

You're absolutely Ken. So am I. We are all Ken.

That thinking allows Cheater Mike to somewhat rationalize what a joke he has become. It's only a few basement trolls. They don't know what they are talking about. They would never own their own photo booth.

Sorry, Mike. But you've become a punchline well outside of the 12 basement losers and the running community.

This.

EZPass Mike wrote:

You're absolutely Ken. So am I. We are all Ken.

That thinking allows Cheater Mike to somewhat rationalize what a joke he has become. It's only a few basement trolls. They don't know what they are talking about. They would never own their own photo booth.

Sorry, Mike. But you've become a punchline well outside of the 12 basement losers and the running community.

If you guys are all Ken then who am I?

Btw the mike poster above is just lashing out at someone who was smart enough to get out of the industry and get a real job. Early enough that is before one loses its hair or it turns grey. Sorry, meant gets doll hair plugs and dyes it orange. Also he would never mention that I'm told he often throws the photo booth in for free as part of the "package". Because who wouldn't want something as classy as purple boas and Groucho Marx glasses floating around on the most special day of their life.

EZPass Mike wrote:

That thinking allows Cheater Mike to somewhat rationalize what a joke he has become. It's only a few basement trolls. They don't know what they are talking about. They would never own their own photo booth.

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Maybe it's different out east, but a photo-booth business is a like owning a DVD store out here - obsolete. Everyone now carries a camera with them everywhere they go (cell phone). The camera's on those phones have become very good, and with all of the different apps available you can add whatever effects (backgrounds, hats, moustaches, etc. etc.) you want to a photo in seconds, and mix it up as often as you like.

Again, it could be different out east and perhaps specifically in philly (some kind of weird wedding tradition out there), but bragging about owning multiple photo-booths would be an embarrassment. A bad business decision. I should also say I have never seen a photo-booth at any wedding in my life (and I've been to a lot of weddings), so it really maybe a weird wedding thing out in philly. It seems really cheesy (not classy) but again, maybe just a different class of wedding out there. I've also never seen a 50 year old wedding DJ with plugs, always young college kids.

No. You've captured Cheater Mike Rossi perfectly.

Mike's only good business decision was inciting road rage and getting $50k for being on the receiving end of a punch in the face.

Mikes obvious plead for compassion and common sense on the RY thread has got to be a new low. You even said it, there's only one way to end this. Admit what you did and apologize to all concerned and it will end soon after.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

CBS Radio wrote:

Mike's only good business decision was inciting road rage and getting $50k for being on the receiving end of a punch in the face.

Mikes obvious plead for compassion and common sense on the RY thread has got to be a new low. You even said it, there's only one way to end this. Admit what you did and apologize to all concerned and it will end soon after.

Mike never fails to meet our low expectations and then go one better.

#1PhillyLoserMikeRossi

#TheBeatDownGoesOnForever

You goons have all been exposed as reckless basement goblins. Even the 300 pound sloth decided to join the latest witch hunt. This is why you have no credibility and will always be a bunch whiny sissies. Ken and you last 2 or 3 trolls take good care of each other now. Mike is too busy to check in but will be sure to have another laugh at you when his income hits 400 k at the end of the year. Life is excellent, running hard, working hard, living it up. I'll check in again in 5 years to see how that DQ is going. #HHH #hateradedrinkers #skinnygirls

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xtugreenfan wrote:

You goons have all been exposed as reckless basement goblins. Even the 300 pound sloth decided to join the latest witch hunt. This is why you have no credibility and will always be a bunch whiny sissies. Ken and you last 2 or 3 trolls take good care of each other now. Mike is too busy to check in but will be sure to have another laugh at you when his income hits 400 k at the end of the year. Life is excellent, running hard, working hard, living it up. I'll check in again in 5 years to see how that DQ is going. #HHH #hateradedrinkers #skinnygirls

Mike Rossi definition of a witch hunt: exposing a cheater.

Still butt hurt you got busted by letsrun basement trolls, eh Mikey??

Hahaha... Mike wins!

Whyamihere wrote:

xtugreenfan wrote:

You goons have all been exposed as reckless basement goblins. Even the 300 pound sloth decided to join the latest witch hunt. This is why you have no credibility and will always be a bunch whiny sissies. Ken and you last 2 or 3 trolls take good care of each other now. Mike is too busy to check in but will be sure to have another laugh at you when his income hits 400 k at the end of the year. Life is excellent, running hard, working hard, living it up. I'll check in again in 5 years to see how that DQ is going. #HHH #hateradedrinkers #skinnygirls

Mike Rossi definition of a witch hunt: exposing a cheater.

Still butt hurt you got busted by letsrun basement trolls, eh Mikey??

Hahaha... Mike wins!

You all jump before Mike even gives the order

TroLLminator wrote:

Whyamihere wrote:

Mike Rossi definition of a witch hunt: exposing a cheater.

Still butt hurt you got busted by letsrun basement trolls, eh Mikey??

Hahaha... Mike wins!

You all jump before Mike even gives the order

Hey Mike - getting confused with all your fake screen names? how about you get a life and stop impersonating? Everyone knows you're a lowlife and you'll never remove your stench from the internet