Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

You hit on the most confusing part of that whole tirade from last night. Waaa is bragging that he is running Sunday but hiding his name by using connections that he is also bragging about. Any normal person would be embarrassed beyond belief to do this yet here he is proud of it.

I do like the post claiming he is going to stalk 4 people because he thinks one of them is posting on an anonymous board. Isn't stalking one of the main component to Mikes complaint report to the Abington Police about Ken? Btw blue brides are not better than no brides. Only you would brag about doing substandard work above not having any. 2 for $20 coming up.

I really don't understand why a washed up DJ is mocking a restaurant waiter. I don't understand why a part-time DJ who lives off his wife really mocks anyone. The only think I understand is why he would support Clinton.

Rossi can't make it on his own. He cheats in marathons, forces his wife to be the wage earner and writes letters slamming teachers. A world where others support him seems right.

Stay classy, Rossi.

Is Mike Rossi really running the broad street run this weekend? If so, I'll be waiting with a pie and will smack this clown in the face with it.

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

Is Mike Rossi really running the broad street run this weekend? If so, I'll be waiting with a pie and will smack this clown in the face with it.

Waaa has it on good authority that he is running stealth with the aid of very good connections in extremely high places. Aka xtu goodie bag entry that no one else wanted. The flag outfit is what he wore last year as seen here:

I forgot, he, Mike and Ken are all supposedly getting the 2 for $20 at Applebee's for lunch today. The one on Street Road if you are curious.

Flnlsher medal wrote:

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

Is Mike Rossi really running the broad street run this weekend? If so, I'll be waiting with a pie and will smack this clown in the face with it.

Waaa has it on good authority that he is running stealth with the aid of very good connections in extremely high places. Aka xtu goodie bag entry that no one else wanted. The flag outfit is what he wore last year as seen here:

http://m.imgur.com/a/nlp4C

How can he run stealth with his Walmart Orange Dyed hair? He'll be standing out. White will be everywhere. I'm talking Marc Summers Nickelodeon Pie Pod style.

Looking for you this weekend, Rossi.

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

Is Mike Rossi really running the broad street run this weekend? If so, I'll be waiting with a pie and will smack this clown in the face with it.

He has probably had the car serviced and tuned specially

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Philip Exeter CC wrote:

Is Mike Rossi really running the broad street run this weekend? If so, I'll be waiting with a pie and will smack this clown in the face with it.

He has probably had the car serviced and tuned specially

I get a mental picture of a clown car stuffed full of green-clad clowns (say that fast 3 times) hopping out and running in every direction.

No avoiding the chip/timing mats at Broad Street.

I still have that image of Duckster standing on the sidewalk at the Haddon turkey trot looking dumbfounded that he screwed up trying to cheat and rip off letsrun.com in the process.

WAAA wrote:See you on Broad Street Sunday.

Find me if you can.

He'll be in the "Mike Rossi Corral" right?

Otherwise known as the Southbound Platform on the Broad Street Subway

BeLikePre wrote:

No avoiding the chip/timing mats at Broad Street.

But like his mentor Kip, there are ways of getting to mats quickly

BeLikePre wrote:

No avoiding the chip/timing mats at Broad Street.

I still have that image of Duckster standing on the sidewalk at the Haddon turkey trot looking dumbfounded that he screwed up trying to cheat and rip off letsrun.com in the process.

Easily done. Get on the subway and go down the street. The missed Rossi mats will be just be an error by the timing company. Still in the game.

BeLikePre wrote:

No avoiding the chip/timing mats at Broad Street.

I still have that image of Duckster standing on the sidewalk at the Haddon turkey trot looking dumbfounded that he screwed up trying to cheat and rip off letsrun.com in the process.

If you can believe him he sprained an ankle, although that likely happened during the rossing of the course. Or the day before when he was practicing his cheat moves.

I don't think he would have claimed the money, it was all about getting some street cred about his 3:11 to prove he had the gams for it.

#LydiaRomeroFail

#Ha-ha

#KarmaHeartsMike

WAAA wrote:

Rydal Resident,

I have you narrowed down to one of 4.

I'll be driving by your house soon :)

Tiny Mike is mentally ill. What adult man goes from braging about coaching children to this lame threat? And what is causing this overcompensation and fear in tiny Mike? Someone he thinks he may know believes tiny Mike cheated and posts here. The audacity! Someone posting the truth? Time to drive by his house and look menacing until he learns to either lie or shut up.

News flash tiny Mike - you cheated. Remember? You are a liar and a cheat. And everyone knows. Everyone. All the kids you coach - they know. And - People are allowed to speak the truth, fool. Maybe Google your name - there are endless reputable news sources talking about your cheating. maybe you need to drive by those reporters houses - let them see a frightened overcompensating 50 year old bald dude in Boston gear give them a menacing look - that'll make them think long and hard before writing the truth again.

You have an inability to stop playing the fool and looking the frightened little boy. You endlessly compensate by bullying Ken, the weakest one you can spot, with the small minded immaturity of a scared 10 year old that wrongly thinks you can fool people into thinking you are tough and not scared at all by being mean to a weaker kid. You are a tiny mean small minded little boy. And you cheated, fool. You can't make that go away by making fun of Ken.

True, and Duckster having lived in the area before had to layout his Rossi tactics leading up to the race. He knew exactly where to leave the course and enter again in order to get the sub 20 but he screwed that up. I really believe he was trying to get a sub 20 and collect.

RunDreamRun wrote:

BeLikePre wrote:

No avoiding the chip/timing mats at Broad Street.

I still have that image of Duckster standing on the sidewalk at the Haddon turkey trot looking dumbfounded that he screwed up trying to cheat and rip off letsrun.com in the process.

If you can believe him he sprained an ankle, although that likely happened during the rossing of the course. Or the day before when he was practicing his cheat moves.

I don't think he would have claimed the money, it was all about getting some street cred about his 3:11 to prove he had the gams for it.

#LydiaRomeroFail

#Ha-ha

#KarmaHeartsMike

The selfie at the start post

the results soon to come post

the shoe malfunction post

delete everything

flash forward to him creeping on some girls from his HS reunion that night in a boot acquired from Quakertown foot and ankle.

Thanksgiving weekend really did give to everyone but Mikey this year!

Who else will be at the race this weekend? I know I am looking for Mike. But if we can get others to heckle him, call him out or even run up alongside him with their phone recording video asking for comment it would be great.

I looks like MIKE ROSSI tried to enter the Broad Street Run and was denied. Mike, how is life on Mars?

Ok, then he is not bib #690, red corral?