Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

Let's see he says "not comparing offenses..." and you say "Your comparison..."

He says "tomato" and you say "rutabaga".

Got it.

flnlsher medal wrote:

Catch me if U can wrote:

Your comparison and logic are flawed, which is further supported by your need to hurl an insult which is a reflection of limitations. Again, yes my name has been drawn through the proverbial mud, but I have not been punished. Oh never mind, you clearly do not understand.

I live in your neighborhood. Our kids go to the same school. I run in the races you (used to) run in. I don't need to,nor can I, explain punishment to someone with an inability to feel pain or embarrassment. Keep on living that dream, I'll keep on with an unlocked Twitter and a full race schedule.

easy for to say you live in my neighborhood and kids go to same school...doesn't make it so.

BenF wrote:

Let's see he says "not comparing offenses..." and you say "Your comparison..."

He says "tomato" and you say "rutabaga".

Got it.

He made an indirect comparison to OJ, two totally different things. It is irrelevant.

very poor trolling attempts, painful to read.

Where is WAAA?! Does it take that long to create wedding DJ playlists? What else could you be doing that is more important than trying to smudge this thread? I hope you are stuck working this weekend at some godawful Easter events. That 20k/year is hard earned!

Catch me if U can wrote:

BenF wrote:

Let's see he says "not comparing offenses..." and you say "Your comparison..."

He says "tomato" and you say "rutabaga".

Got it.

He made an indirect comparison to OJ, two totally different things. It is irrelevant.

You are irrelevant as a human being. A terrible person from end to end and beyond redemption. Enjoy all that comes your way.

Catch me if U can wrote:

flnlsher medal wrote:

Why do you keep comparing offenses when I clearly stated I was not. I was simply implying that you both got punishments deserving of your actions. I'm sorry your pea brain can't understand this. Go on with your idiocy.

Your comparison and logic are flawed, which is further supported by your need to hurl an insult which is a reflection of limitations. Again, yes my name has been drawn through the proverbial mud, but I have not been punished. Oh never mind, you clearly do not understand.

You all don't really think this is Mike do you? For all Mike's faults, he wouldn't be this boring.

The thread is quiet, so time to roll back the tape to last summer for a funny. Remember the charity run? Hilarious donation values and comments, that sucker was shut off quickly!

https://twitter.com/studymikerossi

printer wrote:

Catch me if U can wrote:

and yet, I got away with it. thanks barb

Yup, Locked down Twitter and FB, shut down blog, Scorn of Runner's World and Hal Higdon himself, withering ridicule by no one other than Philly's favorite weatherperson & name Philly's #1 loser. If that's winning, Mikey is the champ.

It's like if I sped away from a cop trying to pull me over, managed to elude them, but crashed my car, broke my legs, and my best friend was paralyzed .... And then proceeded to brag about not getting a speeding ticket.

printer wrote:

Mike's cheating at the LVH Marathon is now just one small item on the list of reasons why he is such of a poor excuse for a man. While runners feel that cheating in races is despicable enough, I would venture to say that Mikey's treatment of others is now the bigger matter.

Whether it was the defenseless principal or the people that challenge his false narrative, like Ms. Tynan, Mikey's mean spirited and downright evil actions towards others is what he will carry to his grave.

Enjoy your forever, loser.

I agree totally. Mike was never really one of us, he only started running after the Boston bombing because he saw it as an opportunity to get attention if he ran it and be some kind of patriot/hero thing. He didn't realize how hard it'd be to qualify. Once he started trying, he found out he'd never get into Boston so instead he found a race perfectly set up for him to cheat.

He isn't ashamed at all because he isn't truly a competitive runner. He's a wannabe like those guys that walk around in a service uniform to have folks say " thank you for your service" or take a picture with them. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's done that already because that's the kind of person Mike Rossi is. He didn't want to put in the time to genuinely get a real BQ because time was running out and he wanted to get in in 2015 before anymore time passed since 2013 bombing.

Whyamihere wrote:

You all don't really think this is Mike do you? For all Mike's faults, he wouldn't be this boring.

Nah, it isn't Mikey. Either your typical malcontent internet troll or a one of Mike's less intelligent pals (that would be all of them). But you could say Mikey-by-proxy so we like to toy with him, like a bengal tiger with a iddy biddy mouse.

Looks like he's still pushing the "best daddy in the world" agenda. Check out droopy doing a tween kiss for the new selfie. Wonder if he's a BelieberAlso note the new qualification listed, video artist... formerly video editor. That's a huge upgrade, it suggests he can do anything with video, not only blue people editing. Income will really skyrocket now

BenF wrote:

Whyamihere wrote:

You all don't really think this is Mike do you? For all Mike's faults, he wouldn't be this boring.

Nah, it isn't Mikey. Either your typical malcontent internet troll or a one of Mike's less intelligent pals (that would be all of them). But you could say Mikey-by-proxy so we like to toy with him, like a bengal tiger with a iddy biddy mouse.

TroLLminator wrote:

Looks like he's still pushing the "best daddy in the world" agenda. Check out droopy doing a tween kiss for the new selfie. Wonder if he's a Belieber

Also note the new qualification listed, video artist... formerly video editor. That's a huge upgrade, it suggests he can do anything with video, not only blue people editing. Income will really skyrocket now

BenF wrote:

Nah, it isn't Mikey. Either your typical malcontent internet troll or a one of Mike's less intelligent pals (that would be all of them). But you could say Mikey-by-proxy so we like to toy with him, like a bengal tiger with a iddy biddy mouse.

Note his additional running achievements, Chicago and NYC. Can Mt Everest be far behind?

BenF wrote:

TroLLminator wrote:

Looks like he's still pushing the "best daddy in the world" agenda. Check out droopy doing a tween kiss for the new selfie. Wonder if he's a Belieber

Also note the new qualification listed, video artist... formerly video editor. That's a huge upgrade, it suggests he can do anything with video, not only blue people editing. Income will really skyrocket now

Note his additional running achievements, Chicago and NYC. Can Mt Everest be far behind?

Did he ever run in Chicago or NYC? Looks like he is back at his Pocono rental unit. How special...

Hey Mike Rossi, the wussy who is too afraid to say what time or where on the bunny trail you will be - there are plenty of good bunny trails for you to waddle and splay your way down up in the Poconos.

He's in a modular in the Poconos while Cecily is in the Turks and Caicos . Seems about right.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

BenF wrote:

Note his additional running achievements, Chicago and NYC. Can Mt Everest be far behind?

Did he ever run in Chicago or NYC? Looks like he is back at his Pocono rental unit. How special...

Hey Mike Rossi, the wussy who is too afraid to say what time or where on the bunny trail you will be - there are plenty of good bunny trails for you to waddle and splay your way down up in the Poconos.

I don't think so, certainly not NYC. He can't stand not being the center of attention. 'Look at me! I've got a loaded...diaper!!!' Oh Mikey.

Ouch!

flnlsher medal wrote:

He's in a modular in the Poconos while Cecily is in the Turks and Caicos . Seems about right.

flnlsher medal wrote:

He's in a modular in the Poconos while Cecily is in the Turks and Caicos . Seems about right.

Splitrock "resort", the one place that rents for less than Mikey's vinyl sided chalet. Living the dream on Photo Booth commissions and blue brides.

And just like that BOOM his running career vaporizes on the twitter. But wait, the internet is forever Mikey! 10 years, 20 years, 30 years from now you and and yours will still be enjoying your glory:

http://imgur.com/Cx15A2y

AAW wrote:

He isn't ashamed at all because he isn't truly a competitive runner. He's a wannabe like those guys that walk around in a service uniform to have folks say " thank you for your service" or take a picture with them. It wouldn't surprise me at all if he's done that already because that's the kind of person Mike Rossi is. He didn't want to put in the time to genuinely get a real BQ because time was running out and he wanted to get in in 2015 before anymore time passed since 2013 bombing.

Exactly!

Instead of parading around ans saluting in uniform, he struts around in every piece of Boson marathon gear he can get his hands on. He thinks he earned it by waddling a 4+ hour marathon. Its just stolen pride. Now he's listing all his BS accomplishments. Hey Mike, why not throw in that 20+ turkey trot too!